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Hey All.

My boyfriend is coming over in a few hours, and we have to stay outside. He will only be here for about an hour. He has a car, and he can drive, but we can't go anywhere. What are some things that we could do? (like games or w/e not nasty stuff)

Thanks in advance!

I'll rate and leave feedback, if that helps!

Oh, Its our 18month anniversery today, too.

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i say that you two should take a walk together or something like that.




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Me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost 2 years..we have been recently getting in arguments about stupid stuff really..but he said hes starting to think that i dont care about him.. i really do care about him alot..How do i prove to him that i havent lost my love for him? (link)
what i did with my boyfriend was when he started to feel like i didnt like him anymore i started acting really flirty and ditsy... and i am the farthest away from being a ditz but trust me it works!!




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ok so ive been dating a guy for like 3 and a half months now and hes not too reliable always going off to race cars and leave me to hang out with his friends and so i met a guy and we have alot in common i dont want to persue a relationship with this guy just a friend ship but when i told my boyfriend he flipped and thinks other wise then i got an email from him saying"i think i am just gunna go somewhere....i dont know where, but i am going, somewhere where no one can talk to me, where i can spend some time alone. i dont know when i will be back, or if i will be back. if i am on tonight at he normal time i am on, i would consider yourself lucky" and it really made me mad i sent him an email saying how much i hated him for what hes done to me and playing with my heart like that and if hes not on by midnight were over please someone help i dont want to lose him but i feel like im stuck where i am right now plus high school is starting in a couple of weeks and i really want to get a fresh start sorry this is so long its just confusing and really complicated thanx in advance!! (link)
ok yea this kid is a retarded jerk who is trying to make you feel bad for having a friend that is a guy! my advice to you is to try to talk to your boyfriend and really see why its such a problem to have a friend thats a guy. and if he still flips then i would dump him and be friends with that one guy!


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whats the best way to find out if the guy you like is interested? guys - what kinds of things do you do when youre interested in a girl? (link)
Eye Contact
When your moving or talking, does he gaze at you? (Not a look, or stare..GAZE.)
do his friends repeatedly say "dude, stop flirting with her".. and he says ewww i dont like her! (trust me i know from experience)
and if hes one of those retarded little imature boys dont even bother talking to him!


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well lets see im in love his name is bo but the problem is he moved away we are always on again off again he claims tht he loves me too i juss really wanna kno if he does u kno im waiting fer him dunno why er fer wut but im tired of waiting i wanna be with him for the rest of my life till the day i die and no matter wut i wil always love him and he would always have a place in my heart... i wonder is all this waiting worth it? wut shoudl i do? (link)
Wow. As soon as I started reading this, i felt an instant connection. I also really like someone that moved away. It's been a year and my feelings havent changed. He keeps going back and forth from *I love you like a sister* and *LETS BANG* and honestly, I can't tell you for sure if its worth waiting, because I dont know, I'm still in the process. But I would hang in there, you never know what will come of it, but if you give up, you'll be stuck wondering.


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wherever i go, i call my boyfriend before i go and tell him or he makes me feel bad

whatever i do, i call my boyfriend and tell him before i do it or he makes me feel bad

when we fight, i am given all the blame

if i want to hang out with friends, i can, but he makes me feel bad

if he is stressed out, i am feeling bad because hes telling me what i try is not enough and i should always put him before me

hes needy, and he knows it!

if im happy spending time away from him and im w/ friends, he feels bad and makes me feel bad

but he says nothings ever his fault, he cant help it if he feels bad

i am the one who has to do EVERYTHING!, because he used to do things for me in the beginning of our relaitonship but now if i dont do it, he makes me feel bad.

im always made to feel bad. (link)
dump the fucking fag... my boyfriend all ways used to do that to me and i felt like shit!!! so do not let him walk all over you like that! just take it from me and do not let him push you around cuz' trust me once he see's that he can push you around it will get much worse and he will still do that to you!

~splappythewalrus~




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