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Howdy...I'm Osiris, a rather crazy arist/student from another planet thing. Brown hair, brown eyes, kind of skinny. I don't wear makeup. Two piercings in each ear. Painful, yes, but it looks spiffy. I'm probably the only advice giver who is as old as the universe...yep. Fawoosh.
Website: kitei {dot} net
E-mail: kitty-curious@earthlink.net
Gender: Female
Location: The Eighth Dimension
Occupation: manga artist and student
Age: 13
AIM: wingedkitty000
MSN: zkid2000@hotmail.com
Member Since: September 18, 2004
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Last Update: March 23, 2005
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One of my ex's moved back and he is trying to pry me away from my boyfriend. He is also always teasing me for the worst things and he won't stop. I can't stand him!!! He is awful. So how am I suppose to deal with this jerk?? Please help!! (link)
Kick him in the balls and run.


how on gods green earth do you kiss??? some instructions wher to put my hands, and what to do with my tounge would help!! hurry i have a date in 2 hours (link)
Awe. I haven't had my first one yet, but according to my friends, it's not that hard. It helps to put your arms around his neck or waist in a sort of hug. You can stick your tongue in there if you want, but be careful with your teeth. And braces/retainers. Don't do it hard, just press lightly, or you'll seem desperate. Drop me a message if you need more advice.


you dont have to put "dear.." in every answer thats annoying (link)
Dear Random Person,
That's my trademark. If you don't like it, you can ignore it. It's not that hard. And if you went through all the trouble to send me a question, you must have been expecting it.
--Osiris


ok im having trouble attracting boys, i have brown hair brown eyes and glasses, my skin is a light tan, im not sure what kind of makup and hair styles to use but what im doing now is not working. do anyof you have ideas on attracting guys? please help thanks a lot
**hailey**
oh ya im 14/f (link)
Dear Hailey,
I have brown hair and brown eyes, too. See my profile pic. =) I'm more tawny-skinned, but I tried this a while back and it worked nicely...use a pale powder eyeshadow. I like shades of purple and blue, but it all depends on your taste. I also like pale lip gloss. Pale against pale looks pretty good. DON'T slather on gobs of makeup. That will definitely drive guys away, especially when you lean in for a smooch...from my experience, 13-15 year old guys aren't too into that whole Hilary Duff clone look. She might be 16, but mascara and bright shiny red lipstick looks bad. Trust me...pale eyeshadow, some blush, and pale gloss are the way to go. If you're feeling bold, try dark eyeshadow for a more mysterious mystique.
Good luck,
Osiris


well everyone in my school has a bf! even my ugly bff has one and hes hott! i dont no what to do b/c it seems like no guys like me. i wouldnt say im ugly but im not exactly pretty. what could i do to attracted guys???? thx (link)
Dear Guest,
Well, it took me time to translate this into normal grammar and spelling, but I finally did it. Okay. Here I go. Yes, everybody seems to have a boyfriend. Being a despie drives guys away! Trust me, you don't need a boyfriend. If you did, you would have one. I'm 13 and I'm happy being single. Heck, my 19-year-old cousin is happy to be single! You only need a boyfriend if a guy likes you. I know a guy who likes me, and I'm a little interested also. That would be my only chance at getting a boyfriend. As for you being 'not exactly pretty,' I wouldn't suggest slathering on a bunch of makeup. That just doesn't look good. For attracting some nice, confident, and calm guys, I tried for myself a very pale purple lipstick and black eyeshadow. It's kind of a yin-yang thing. You can also try a black lipstick and pale purple/blue/pink eyeshadow. It kind of leaves an "I don't care what people think about me, I'm being myself!"
Good luck,
Osiris
P.S. Don't call your BFF ugly. That's just rude.




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