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I am looking for either REALLY good art and/or historical museums in or around the palm beach, florida area. By 'good', i mean like the huge museums in chicago and atlanta, with mummies or about a war, or with great and very famous artists' pieces. THANK YOU :)

Let Serge be your guide to Florida, lost sheep. Florida is one GIANT museum. under every rock, behind every tree, in every multimillionaire's pool, there is a great story waiting for you to discover and cherish...
back to the point at hand-
http://www.palmbeachfl.com/vacations/culture-heritage/museums

this wasn't hard to find.
There are few states that can claim as much history as florida has(who gives a damn about nebraska?!). in addition, I suggest the following:
1- if you go to saint petersburg, visit the salvadore dali museum. its right by the historical district, and is really kickass.
2- read the novels of Tim Dorsey. his Serge A. Storms series is basically a guided historical tour of florida. lots of comedy, and the tour guide is a complete psychopath

good luck on your adventures in the sunshine state!
-Gunner

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(Rating: 5) thanks! Im insane about dali, and exploring. all my friends are lazy so I got find shit out on my own:)


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