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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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okay so I'm in love with two guys !!!!
I'm 17/ female.
I went out with this guy named James last year and me and him mess around a little bit .. after we broke up i met this amazing guy named Daniel

to me, its pretty damn simple. probably because I've been in Daniel's shoes before. about eleven times. here's my two cents: James already has a girlfriend. daniel still cares for you, and its obviously mutual. James put you through hell. your only problem with daniel is that he moved. using something so rare among young women it might as well be a bloody superpower- logic, I can take the above statements and say, with utmost confidence, that you should choose daniel. However, like all of my wonderful girlfriends, I know for a fact that you will not listen to logic. "Dump the great guy in favor for the douchebag that'll treat you like shit" seems to be a recurring theme with every girl I have had the ultimate displeasure of courting. so... do yourself a favor- prove me wrong. prove to me that there is at least one sane woman on this godforsaken planet by doing the right thing and having nothing further to do with this James.
good luck.
-Gunner

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(Rating: 5) aw thank you ! :) this really helped


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