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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."
If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.
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would want to marry?
Title says it, really. Why would God, who knows all about us before He gives us life, let someone who will inevitably, truly, with all their heart want to raise a family be so ugly that no man would want them?
alright sunshine, turn that frown upside down.
so you're not a supermodel. Great, neither am I. once you learn to deal with your self-image, you'll do fine. go hang out with people in your church group or whatever social activity that you invest, let people know you for who you are, not what you look like. when you're confident, people pick up on that, and I promise that there's some dude out there in your general vicinity thats looking for a cool chick to share his life with, and his thought pattern is something along the lines of- "hot chicks are hot, but why the fuck would I want to wake up next to somebody every morning for the rest of my life, and have that somebody be completely incapable of carrying on good breakfast conversation!?"
sure, the hot chick may be able to cook an awesome omlet, but ten years down the road, all that boils down to is that I'm going to force myself to choke to death on an awesome omlet in an attempt to escape some awful, halting, annoying, valley-girl 'like' laced monstrosity of a declarative statement.
you'll find a nice boy, quit worrying.
-Gunner
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Haha, I'm not really worrying THAT much, because I figure there's a reason for everything, God or not. Thanks for the kind answer. :) I asked this when I was feeling pretty sad, but now I'm fine. I'm usually a very happy person after all. :) Once again, thanks.
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