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16/female here!

My boyfriend(also 16) and I have our 200th day in the next 2 weeks and I'm very confused on what to do!
On our 100th day, I did the simple making cookies but I also added in my home-made stuffed bunny that I made him.. he LOVES it! XD hahaa I know it's kiddish but I knew that he'd like it because guys are little softies inside~ X3 and sooo i was just curious of what to get/give/make him this time~ :) Please help me~ :]
Thanks! :D

200th day? what is this, the gulf oil disaster!? celebrate six months, celebrate a year. something like that. anywho, sounds like you bagged a real caring guy. My Stomach demands cookies return to the lineup, as cookies are awesome. just make piles of cookies. If you wish to control a man, Bake him cookies. god I'm hungry for cookies now. the bunny is a lovely touch, but his magic has been used. might I suggest a set of those half heart necklaces (I assume since you're a girl you're tracking what they are), or, just more homemade, gooey, warm, delicious cookies....
god I love cookies.
-gunner

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(Rating: 5) Hahaha! I never actually thought about that half hearted necklaces XP those Are cute! haha :) Also about the pile of cookies~ mmm~ :D thank you soo much! :D :)


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