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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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i am a single dad of 4 children 3 girls age 9 , 13, 16, and a boy age 8 my sister has been questing my children about me seeing them naked.
i bath my 8, and 9 year old and wash my 13 year old hair the only reason i help my 16 year old is bescause she has 2 broken arms and a broken leg who eles can hekp me

dude, just an observation, but I was bathing myself at age five..I understand where you're coming from with taking care of the kids, but theres a point where you're hampering their development and creating a creepy situation. as for your older daughter, ask your sister to help out if she's that concerned...mention to her that its really awkward for you to do it, and that since she's the "reigning feminine authority" she should help out. sounds like your daughter's either active in sports, or suffered some queer twist of fate, but I'm sure she wouldn't be opposed to her aunt helping.
I feel for you dude, I hope I never have to give any awkward spongebaths to my kids...
good luck
-Gunner

I'm actually kinda curious as to what my rating was before the mod changed it... and where exactly did I accuse you of harming your kids? ehh.... whatever, there's breakfast to be had, and insurgents to crush. good day to you.

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(Rating: 3) ?????????? i do not harm my kids

*Rating changed by L2 moderator*


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