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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."
If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.
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So I went in the living room after school and my mom was looking at PORN on her laptop. I totally don't know what to do about this. She is old and I don't understand why she would want to see porn. I just feel really wierd and I can hardly look at her. Can you help me get past this?
she may be old, but she's still human. Older chicks are fucking stunt devils in bed anyways, so its not surprising... just look at it this way, if your mom wasn't such a dirty little girl, you might not exist. maybe you were conceived during some crazy ass roleplay session she had with your dad all those years ago.
or we could go with an "it could be worse" option...at least she's not trying to nail any of your friends.
-Gunner
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You are so right but I wish the image of my mother as a "fucking stunt devil in bed" would go away. :(
At least they put all that horny to goo use and made me right? Thank you!
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