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ok im a 17 female. and my boyfriend is going to be 18 in january. were both virgins and we really want to have sex! weve been together for almost a year. and everytime were together we always carry around my baby brother. like if were alone the adults are super watching us. so my boyfriend started saying just bring your brother. cause everytime hes with us then they kinda give us a little break and stuff. well i get mad cause i dont want him with us every single freaking time! and my boyfriend doesnt find anything wrong with it. well i was complaining to my mom and she says that she can tell me and him want to go further with eachother and he probably keeps my baby brother around to keep his mind off of sex and us being alone cause if we were alone wed probably do something so my baby brother is something to his mind off of us doing stuff. she said thats how guys minds work. well i askd him flat out. and he said thats true, cause he does want to have sex with me but he doesnt want us to get in trouble or anything cause we both agree that we think if we were alone we would probably try to do it. well my question to all you guys is that really how you guys think? if you dont want to have sex cause your still a little scared of the consequences you find something to keep your mind off of it? thanks in advance

I sort of understand where he's coming from.. sounds like your parents are being protective...

I'm sorry, but I don't think of consequences when I'm going to get laid. but then again, I'm 24, and there are no limits for me. your parents sound like they just need to get used to the idea that their little girl isn't so little anymore. do you hang out at his house often? if not, try doing that. or...just go out on a picnic hike at a state forest... thats a fun way to get the hell away from prying eyes.
just remember, use a condom.
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(Rating: 5) Thanks. and yes i been going to his house alot lately but we still take my baby brother cause if his dads not there when he gets home he jus storms in the room i guess expecting to catch us do something.but wen its jus us to he makes us keep the door open.


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