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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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I recently discovered, at the doctors office oddly enough, that a finger in the butt excites me. A lot. Does this mean I have repressed homosexual feelings or does it just mean I like wierd stuff?

I agree, as long as you don't start looking at gay porn, you're straight. I'm not one for ass-play, but there's plenty of dudes that are into it that aren't into the penis. just remember to use an enema before you have your girlfriend play doctor with you.
-Gunner

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(Rating: 4) cool...tanks brudder


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