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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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ok there are alot of jerks at my school and im not completely dry when it comes to insults but i want some good ones that will make them speechless so i can be left alone and stick up for the people getting bullied and harrassed. im ready to put a stop to it.i think some people need to be put in there place and knocked down a notch.

my favorite one is "thats what your mom said last night while I was sodomizing her"

of course, it takes a degree of intelligence to use. but my other one is just as inflammatory, "I don't listen to bitches". this is especially dangerous if said to dudes, make sure they're not people who would consider kicking your ass a legitimate option.
-Gunner.

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(Rating: 5) ill make sure i got a big friend near


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