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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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my boyfriend is looking to buy the new kawasaki ninja 250R for his first motorcycle .. do you think its a good idea? or is there a better option?

have fun identifying him at the morgue if he does something stupid. Ninjas tend to make people stupid. had a buddy of mine fly through a red light and into the side of a minivan about two months ago on one of those corpsemakers. tell him to get something used and not fast.
If you come back with "STFU my boyfriend would never do that, he's really resposible..."...
then remember this as they scrape him out from around the engine block of an eighteen wheeler: getting dumb on a fast bike is not hard, but walls, cars, and trucks most certainly are.
-Gunner.

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(Rating: 5) haha thanks. i'll take ur advice. but i really didnt get my answer. :p


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