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so there was this party the other night. my girlfriend went with her friends but i couldnt because i was working. there were kids from other schools there too. well the way i heard it was that this one dude was messing with my girl all night. flirting with her and stuff and that about halfway into the party he grabbed her ass. she slapped his hand away and i guess he flipped out. he pushed her over and kicked her. i want to kill him. shes got this huge nasty bruise and she scraped up her arm and hand when he pushed her onto the pavement. i dont think ive ever been this furious. i feel guilty too that if i had been there to protect her, it wouldnt have happened. i know who he is because ive played him in football, and i want to kick his ass. it would upset my girlfriend who told me that i shoudl just leave it alone. but at this point i would rather kill this kid and have her be pissed at me then just sit around and let him get away with it. im thinking about just doing it and not telling her. he should have the balls to not go crying to anyone about it right> might not be a good idea though... what do you guys think?

whoop his bitch ass. nobody fucks with chicks and gets away with it. just don't hit him after he hits the ground, you can go to prison for that. while he's standing, everything is still game on. try hitting him broadside with a chair to start off, it usually stuns and disorients them. then keep hitting him with it until he falls over. then walk away.
just make sure that there aren't any witnesses.
-Gunner

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(Rating: 5) hell yeah. finally, someone who sees it my way.


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