xxlilreddivaxx's advice column

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i don't think you guys understood my question.
i am completely aware of the fact that it's unfair & terrible for me to be mad at a girl who did nothing wrong.
THEREFORE,
AFTER I CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION,
i went to advicenators to find out
HHHHOOOOOWWWWWWW
to stop being mad at her & being jealous of her grades.
not to be retold that it's unfair & terrible.

can someone please help me? i really need help & advice. i cried so long yesterday and i felt so worthless... i need you guys to please help me. she gets perfect grades. i don't want to cry as i type this but i can't help it...

In a stereotypical society filled with parasitic destitute and the chronic dormant disease of propaganda I feel that the tobacco industry is responsible for your intense feelings of abhorrence.I know what you’re thinking – how is that hypothesis plausible? Well where did these feelings of indifference towards your friend begin – I’ll tell you where. In public places. And what happens in most public places. People smoke. Are you familiar with the Big Bang Theory? We’ll get into that later. But the point is that these toxic fumes not only kill brain cells but are able to manipulate our central lobe (located in the right side of the brain) and discord the production of several hormones, including testosterone. My point: You’re having a sever case of brain PMS.

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(Rating: 5) i have no idea why i gave you a 5, because i have no idea what you meant by ANYTHING you said except the last sentence. i think because you made me laugh and wonder what you were talking about. ah, well. life's confusing.

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