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What do ya'll think is the best way to get a cowboy to like you? I mean, I am country and all that, but I just wonder if there are any cowboys out there who might know what a drives a cowboy wild.

Thanks in advance.

My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Moley." Then she went down to the church and got herself saved. Now we call her "Holy Moley." And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"! Just do stuff like that and tell stories bout Git'n-R-Done! Remember when [Rosie O'Donnell] had Tom Selleck on her program a while back? She blind-sided Tom Selleck! He's a good fella, ain't never hurt nobody, but he's in the NRA, so she hates that. She was like, 'Well, you're in the NRA. Let me tell you something, Tom: guns kill people!' Do you believe she said that? On the Rosie O'Fatass show! She looks right at him and says, 'Guns kill people!' Let me tell you something: husbands that come home early kill people! Alright? The gun was just sitting there! If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil! Y'all understand? good.

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(Rating: 5) Thanks for the reply. Not exactly what I was looking for but thanks.

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