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Hello my children,
I am the incredible Mable.
I was blessed with the gift to see the right answer to most moral questions (basically I am psychic). I do not tell futures, but I do have visions. I also have great life experience.I have a very strong taste in music. Mostly bands from the 1980's to now. Even though I am almost 70 (yikes) I still know how to have a good time. I would love to be of assistance to you my pretty pets!
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Mable
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So, me and my boyfriend just bought a house and the previous owners apparently never raked the leaves up, so the yard was full of leaves and trash and various poo's. Yesterday, we just got the last of the leaves raked up, and throughout noticed that there were a few piles of dog poo that weren't there the day before. I didn't think much of it, because I assumed that whoever left it just assumed that since the area was full of leaves and trash, that we wouldn't mind or notice a little "fertilizer".


But, today, just one day after getting the lawn trash and leaf-free, we noticed yet another pile of dog poo.


My questions are...
How can I catch whoever is letting their dog poo in our yard?
And, What should I do to make them stop?

Just so you know, the law in my town is a $500 fine for getting caught for not picking up after your dogs, but no one ever gets caught even though we live 50 feet from the police station. (link)
Get some neon spray paint, and paint lines on your grass (like construction workers do) then put those cute little flags up along the line. Make signs that say "Toxic Gas Leak" or something like that. Put the signs up. This will make it look unappealing for a doggy to even want to walk there, let alone leave you a gift.

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Mable


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thanks, but others before you have already suggested that.




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