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I'm Kevin. I have blonde shaggy hair, blue eyes, and I'm 6'1. My birthday's on January 11. I love writing poetry and playing volleyball. People find me very hilarious but think what you want. I can do a gay voice and a little kid voice. I mostly love rap and literally no rock. My favorite rappers are T.I. and Chamillionaire. I don't like Hollister because I'm poor, so ask me some questions about being poor, lol. I have the greatest girlfriend in the world even though she loves Hollister. She's very beautiful and she's always there for me. I'll be with her forever. I love you Rasi DeClue, NO MATTER WHAT! 6/14/05

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Well I don't know how to say this.. I'm cheating on my boyfriend Kevin with someone named Steve. Steve thinks I have nice thighs && he thinks Kevin's one sexy beast but he secretly picks me over Kevin but I pick Kevin over Steve because Steve's my brother ((Yes, I cheated on my boyfriend with my brother, how sick is that?)) What should I do? By the way. You're gay, this question's stupid, && I love you sooo much. Yesssssssah. ♥

Hmmmm I think you should have sex with me first of all and then we can add Steve once you learn that he's mine, you bitch. Then afterwards, we can all party at my house with chocolate milk and cereal. I like Chocolate Milk and cereal! I love you sooo much too.

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(Rating: 5) Potatoes smell like flowers. ♥
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