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Well, my B-day is exactly one month from now(may 21st) and i was wondering if anyone had any ideas of kinds of (inexpensive) guy-girl parties. I was thinkin of a kind of message thing with the clues where you have to find them and then they lead you somewhere, but i dunno. I live right next door to a school where there is a soccer/baseball/hardtop. Any suggestions? I rate HIGH! Thanks!
xoxo

You could always do some kind of theme party. You would rent a movie or two that's in line with the theme, offer little party favors for people who come dressed up with the theme, decorate in line with it. It could be kinda cheap. For example, if you did a 70s theme you could rent, oh say, Saturday Night Fever and some other 60s flicks and then get like a fake disco ball or something... You could do 80s or 90s too pretty easily. Rock stars would be good... If you live by one of those dinner-and-jousting type places you could go with a medieval thing...

And hey, if your birthday is on May 21st... If you have it a bit early or late, you could do a Star Wars party (since Episode III premieres on the 19th). I mean, if you like Star Wars, and the other girls like Star wars, it'd work great (I don't know about where you're from, but at my school all the popular boys love Star Wars). You could all go see the movie, and have the boys come dressed up as Jedi Knights or Stormtroopers... get some robes for the girls and youc ould easily be Padme' and her attendants from Episode I.

And no matter what theme you might go with, if you choose a theme, I recommend that you buy pizza. You can't go wrong with pizza. If you go with 70s, make sure to get fondue though :p

Good luck!

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(Rating: 5) Thanks so much!!! My party should be a blast!

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