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I use to be on this site all the time. Got sick of reading the same exact questions and basically copying and pasting my answers because no one cared to read questions asked before them. So I left and haven't really been on here.
Ps. I'm not perfect and my advice isn't always right. & sometimes I choose to make it sound like you will get hurt more than you actually will to prevent people from doing stupid things. Like if I get drunk what can happen? Well i might just say you can die.....stretching the truth but I think its better than having people go out and get drunk. Plus you can die but you would have to have alcohol poisoning.

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Does anyone have some questions like:

"If a person with split persionalities thretened suicide, whould that be considered a hostage situation?"

anyone got those?

my friends and me love to talk about that wierd stuff!!

Thanks In Advance!
-*KeLs*-

there are answers to all of these and they are stupid but umm ok.

.•:*¨If CD*s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Why does a round pizza come in a square box?¨*:•.
.•:*¨How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?¨*:•.
.•:*¨How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Are you stupid in a special way or special in a stupid way.¨*:•.
.•:*¨If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?¨*:•.
.•:*¨If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?¨*:•.
.•:*¨If the professor on Giligan*s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can*t he fix a hole in a boat?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog*s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!¨*:•.
.•:*¨What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?¨*:•.
.•:*¨Why do we sing *Take me out to the ball game*, when we are already there?¨*:•.
.•:*¨If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?¨*:•.
why do we drive on a park way and park on a driveway...
are these the types you were looking for?

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