This is my advice column. I promise to answer any questions that you give me unless they are: Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Rude or Inapropriate. If you have a personal question that you want to ask me feel free to istant message me with aim. DO NOT CUSS! if you do i will not answer it. sorry but this is to help people not for you to vent your anger.
Gender: Male
Location: Burbank
Occupation: Loser
Age: 18
AIM: hfturkey76
Member Since: July 11, 2006
Answers: 170
Last Update: February 1, 2007
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how many times does an average person poop in a week?....im curious! (link)
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you have major problems and yes i know who would ask a question like this.
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where is ur boy tonight? (link)
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he is sleeping. but i will tell him you called.
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why am i longing for sex 24/7?!?!?! (link)
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i really cant answer that cuz i have no clue who you are but if it is getting that bad talk to someone (other than your gf/bf) and talk to them about what your going through maybe they can help you. just remember to talk to a trustworthy adult.
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What kind of peanut butter is better? chunkey or creamy? (link)
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definately chunky i think creamy peanut butter taste like my grandmothers toes.
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Why are guys horny? I mean come on there is more to life then sex?! Why do they always want sex? WHY ARE THEY SO HORNY?
-AnonyFASHIONISTAmous- (link)
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there is more to life than sex. its called football!
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Do you actually think u are a gangsta? (link)
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maybe, do you actually think there is any intelligent life on this planet?
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Why did gay people steal the rainbow? I like rainbows ITS NOT FAIR! Should I make a bumper sticker saying "I'm not gay I just like rainbows"? (link)
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there is nothing wrong with gay people. but you my friend have a problem. why do you have to be so selfish, if gay people want the freakin rainbow let them have it. why dont you share, your just like those kids who wouldn't give the bunny some trix.
Maybe you should make a bumper sticker that says "I r stewpid" you freakin rainbow hog
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what can i do to major in fashion design? (link)
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go to a good school and always raise the bar dont settle for the best keep challenging yourself and you will be sure to succeed in that career
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I have a pair of black shoes and a brown purse, can i wear them together because they're both my favorite? or will that be a fashion no no? (link)
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it depends on what you wear with it. i like black and brown has always seemed to be a great compliment to it. but that is just my opinion so just wear whatever you want. be your on fashion advisor and dont go off of anybodys opinion but your own
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When are we going to get that side project going..... (link)
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when i feel like it...gosh. Can you bring me my chapstick....but my lips hurt real bad!
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When i buy skittles it always comes with the yellow ones...then when i eat them i can taste the yellow ones...its discusting. is ther anything i can do to not get the yellow skittles taste?? its bugging me so badly!!! I HATE YELLOW SKITTLES!!!!!! (link)
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i hate the brown ones they suck
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I have gone through 6 fish in the past 2 weeks. what the heck am i doing wrong? (link)
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go on the internet and read how to take care of a fish, maybe that will help you evil fish killer
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My eyes hurt so bad...my eyelids feel like their 100 pounds each...what should i do? am i dying or something? (link)
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lay off the drugs you junkie
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do you know anything about foreign exchange students? i think i might want to be one but i need to know more about it! if you have anything please answer this question! anything will help! sorry i don't know wat category this goes under! (link)
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foreign exchange students...not much but maybe this could help.
http://www.gowithcea.com/land.aspx?GCID=S11368x174&KEYWORD={study+abroad}
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Mike
please come back to your screen name!
i wanna talk to you
lol
-Hollie the fashoionista- (link)
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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this is like a 3 part question...
#1. why are you so gay?
#2. if you like a chick and you don't think she likes you but everybody says she does, but you know actions speak louder than words and her actions don't make it seem like she likes you what do you do?
#3. I'm hungry, wanna go eat? (link)
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answer to #1: I dont know it just comes naturally
answer to #2: Actions toatlly speak louder than words talk to her and ask how she feels and tell her to be truthful
answer to #3: sure how about some peanut butter and jelly.
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I love you (link)
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i love you too. i miss my mommy!
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Why does my love life suck???? (link)
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probably cuz you dont listen to enough emo and you dont wear black hoodies, trust me it works.
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my gf broke up with me and then comes back saying she loves me again and then when i commit to her she dumps me again, i have no clue what to do? (link)
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its always hard to feel like you are being used but the best thing to do is just dont let it bother you, i know its easier said then done but trust me it works to some extent. dont let it rule your life, somebody like that is not even worth it
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Why do u think NIck and Jessica REALLY broke up?
I thought they were so cute, i think shes a whore..and shes gonna regret it! (link)
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Nick is totally hot and deserves somebody better. Jessica needs to come home which happens to be my house. And callin people whores is not very nice i would like to call her a very loose dressed individual along with the wierd fishy face i make.
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