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Give me some tips on getting a boyfirend or knowing if a guy likes me? How do i get a guys attention? I need help!! (link)
First tip on getting a boyfriend: Don't act so desperate. I could tell by the way you asked this question you really want one.

Now why do you want a boyfriend? Is it because everyone else does? Is that the cool thing to do?

Are you sure you want a boyfriend for the right reasons?

I suggest rethinking where your priorities in a relationship are. You remind me of the person who would get a boyfriend and say "I love you" on the first day and break up 4 months later.

You need to change that.


I NEED HELP!
For camp, its superhero day soon and I want to make a superhero costume.
She doesnt have to be a real superhero,
but any ideas of who to be or how to make it?
Thanks! (link)
Run around nude

Well... if you did that you'd at least be my hero. I don't know about other people though :\


ok. well my momo says if i "want" stuff i have to pay for it my self. anni ideas on main money?? (link)
Getting an allowance


i`m 16 and i have been dating my boyfriend of 18 for over a year. we hang out constantly, every day. we decided to take a break this weekend and make it a friends weekend. we both decided on this and were happy with it. then he asks me if i want to be single for this weekend - like pretend he doesn't exist and hookup with other guys. why would he ask this?! i said NO right away, and he was like i don't either i was just asking. why would he ask that randomly?! (link)
This means two things.

You guys are to a point where hanging out constantly is kinda wearing down on him or he is starting to become bored of the relationship.


ok so like people always say you cant get STDs if you havent been sexually active unless you were born with them, but like is that really common to be born with STDs or is it rare? if your parents had any are you gaurenteed to have them also? (link)
If your parents also don't have STDs, then your chances of being born with an STD are slim to nil.


wats the difference between platnium and just normal ps2 games??

i mean i bought some ps2 games ( i dont have a ps2 console yet getting one soon.. i know "why get games when you dont have da console? it was on special lol ) and it said platnium.

like do i need a special console to play them or something?? or can i play it with a normal ps2 as well??

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP !! (link)
Platinum games for the PS2 are the titles that become bestsellers on the system.

Once they reach Platinum Hits status, their price is lowered significantly.

All Playstation 2 consoles can play these games.


I was just wondering..
If four people are in a car and three of them are smoking weed.. does the fourth one [the one not smoking] end up with any of the affects? (link)
You can in fact get high from the smoke.


my friend and i are going to a rascal flatts concert and we want to make shirts. can anyone think of a good line from one of their songs to put on it? thanks! (link)
Hmm...

A girl I knew and all her friends dressed up as cowgirls and went. Interesting indeed...

When she showed me the picture I laughed.


my uncle was in a coma for two years and it really got me thinkin. how do people in comas eat? or do they at all? wouldnt they die from losing so much weight? fill me in please! (link)
By way of tube.

If you didn't eat during a coma, you would die.


I'm going to a water park and I have really curly, frizzy hair. Usually, I use hairspray or mousse and it looks fine, but when I go swimming and it all washes out, my hair gets really frizzy and it looks really gross.

So I was wondering if anyone knew of any hairspray or gel or anything that will hold even if I'm getting it wet a lot. I don't know if there's such a thing as waterproof hairspray or hair gel but if so, what's the best kind to get?

Thanks!! (link)
There are no such waterproof solutions.


any ideas on how i could get a southern accent without living there? (link)
Most people will only retain/gain an accent if they're 12 or younger.

You're older than that, so you can't get the accent.


My Drivers Ed teacher is rude! today in fact he took out a kids report and read it out load and laughed because he though it was dumb and orally said that the student was dumb and his report was a joke!

Then as i had my driving time with him we learned parell parking. after like my 100th try i got it right. so then he said "go to that spot and show me ur stuff" (stuff as in what you can do) then i kinda stuck my chest out trying to see if i had hit the car in front of me and then i hear, "whoa i didn't mean that stuff! did you hear me wrong stupid?"

Then later that day some kids had to leave early so the kids asked. He said "i don't know...." then the kid said "we have to go!" and he relpied "don't mouth off to me kid! I am older than you and i deserve more respect!" then the kid sank in his chair and said "my coach is gonna kill me if we don't go." then the teacher replied....."good then you won't be in my class anymore you retard! get out!!!"

i tried telling the school about this but they reject the fact that a "teacher" could do such a thing!
HOW DO I GET THEM TO LISTEN TO ME? AND IS WHAT HE DOING WRONG? OR AM I OVER REACTING? (link)
If you're taking this with your school then he's most likely a coach right? Yeah, they're kinda dicks like that.


He's got an alpha dog attitude, the only way to get him to react is to put yourself on the same level as him. If he wants to be fucking faggot then play his little game. Don't sink into your seat, stand up for yourself and make the point you originally wanted to.

I'd have been so pissed if that dumbass took my report and called me a retard. Mmm... he'd have gotten a mouthful for sure.

Just keep the playing field even, if he wants to be the alpha dog, treat him like he's just some kid your age being a stuck up dickface.

It DOES work, trust me. I've had plenty of scenarios where when I was younger adults thought they were the toughest shit around and could say whatever the hell they wanted. It usually surprised the shit out of them when I told 'em to straighten up and I didn't like their attitude.

For this guy, if he wants to be a dumbass, just say you have no respect for what he's saying. If he has some prick response to that (he will) laugh at him and call him a dumbass. He'll hate it. People who disrespect deserve no respect. You might be a bit scared to stand up to him, but realize he holds no power, only the amount you let him have.

He shouldn't be allowed to belittle people like that. I can't stand that bullshit when people do that.



do you think I should get my lip pierced, heres what I look like with a fake one in.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=638mbeh (link)
I think you'd look better without one.


i was talking to one of my guy friends and the subject of like girls being skinny came up some how. he was saying how he and other guys in general hate it when girls are too skinny and they need to have some fat on their stomach. would other guys agree? (link)
A skinny girl meaning underweight probably unhealthy girl? No, guys don't like that.


I need a good soccer name for my team!!! We are Under-16 Rec Division Soccer Girls. Just a few would be great! (link)
The Fuh-Qs

Only if you girls have a sense of humor, that is.


Ok so I’m really happy that’s she is having it but she is only 16 and not ready for this, her
Boyfriend doesn’t really care and won’t want to get a job all he wants to do is deal drugs...

Way before this all happened some of my friends and myself told her to get away from him and move on but she said she was in love and couldn’t I mean he hit on all her friend plus me and I’m her best friend and yes I did tell her but she just didn’t care she left in May but news of the baby she wanted him back and he is also with a some other girl I really don’t know what to tell her I know that even if he is not there I’m going to like a parent to this kid
What should I do
(link)
She's a lost cause. Remain close to her, soon enough she'll realize she fucked her entire life up by having that kid.

When she falls through that thin ice she's on, you'll be there to help her back up.


so I took AP European college i want to go to is called SUNY Brockport, and i want to know if a 2 qualifies for college credit at SUNY Brockport.

please & thank you (link)
No.


I want to be an actress but the problem is I cant sing. I'm not so sure what to do. And usually to act you also need a little singing skill. Any advice? Also I'm not aloud to take singing lessons I already take ot many dance classes. Any acting tips also? thanks!!!!!=] (link)
My favorite scene in the Transformers was then Shia and Megan break out into song with the Transformers symphony right at the end, and lest we forget in Casino Royal when the bad guys start to sing about their hate for James Bond.

No, you don't need to sing to be an actor. Most movies with people singing in them, unless you can actually sing (which you just said you can't), are lip-synced. I suggest getting good at lip-syncing.



Last night I was on the phone with him and we had plans to go to the movies this weekend
he said "dont be mad but i'm still going to the movies this weekend but not with you"
I didn't mind and I was okay with it but it still was rude the way he said it and just because he ditched me for someone who he doesn't even know and were best friends so it got annoying.
Well then he started being really mean about things so I said " alright I'll talk to you later I'm just going to hangup the phone"
And he said alright I'll call you in a few days maybe or tomorrow.
He went on myspace (hes kinda like confused about his sexuality so everyone thinks hes gay and hes kinda like a girl)
But he said ew your such a bitch i hate you.
And sometimes we say stuff like that to eachother but jokingly
and he deleted his myspace and made a whole new one and never added me back
i dont care about myspace but just because of that i knew something was up.
Well he won't anwser his phone and I know its right next to him.
He got on myspace again today and I messaged him asking what was wrong and he called me a fake ass bitch
I said what the hell are you talking about and he told me to stop playing dumb and to fuck off.
I messaged him again but no reply yet.
I really have no idea whats going on and why hes being like this
at this moment im confused and pissed off the same time so i dont know what to do about it.
cause he wont pick up his phone and talk to me about it either. (link)
A GUY called you a fake ass bitch? Are you a girl or guy, just out of curiosity?

Anyway, if he isn't answering then leave him alone. He'll cool off.


i just got a new ipod and i dont no how to upload my songs from my old ipod to my new one ??? help


and also if any1 uses limewire how do u take songs from there and put them inot ur ipod??? (link)
If you purchased the songs on your old iPod from the Apple iTunes store, then transferring the songs are easy. Just go to your "Purchased Music" tab in your iTunes and put it back on your computer after you sync your new iPod to it.

Now, if you happened to illegally obtain these songs, you know... by using Limewire, though I assume you didn't as you're asking how, then you're kinda fucked. I'll get to that after explaining how to get the music.

There are two ways to put the songs from Limewire into your iTunes. I'll use the easiest way for you as it's so simple if you can't do it, then you're probably as smart as my dog.

Firstly, download the song you wish to listen to. Once it's finished 100% bring up iTunes, now drag and drop the song from Limewire over to iTunes and it will immediately place it in your iTunes (be sure, however, that your iTunes is set to its Music library and not the store or a playlist of yours.

Second way is to locate your shared folder on your hard drive and import them from by hitting CTRL + O in iTunes. You can edit where Limewire puts its downloaded songs in Limewire, however.

Now, if you have obtained these songs without paying for them, then you CAN NOT retrieve them from your iPod and put them onto your new one.

My computer crashed and all my music was pirated material, I went to the apple store asking how to transfer my songs over and they said "legally I can't help you inside this store" meaning I was fucked because I refused to buy their bullshit music that was encoded to only work with their stuff and on 5 computers only.

While Apple doesn't want you copying their music over, I do have a way. There are many programs out there that allow you to transfer songs from your iPod back to your computer, however most require that you buy them.

However, because I'm great I obtained the program free with a crack and KeyGen for it.

If it comes down to you pirated your music, getting a program like what I have would be what you need. Due to the Advicenators ToS I can't actually say what that program is, however contacting me via AIM or Inbox I can further help you.




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