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have you met the love of your life yet? 0:)

A million times over...

Oh how my love is so unattainable..

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have you met the love of your life yet? 0:)

YES!

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How bad does sex hurt? Can you put it in a comparison to like something else?

I'm sorry baby girl, but I have no comparison...

I've heard some people say it hurts a lot, and I've heard conversely that it doesn't hurt...

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I'm constipated...I think...how do you tell? How long is too long not to go poop?

Eh, my doctor says once every three days is normal...

This kid in track one year, went twice a day.

I thought something was wrong with him.

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Hey. I was just wondering if I should dump this friend cause he's always making me feel like I'm walking on egg shells just so he won't get pissed at me. I know he has some emotional issues and he's lost all his friends due to them. I know he need a good friend and that's why I wanna be a friend to him but uhh I just don't know how much longer I can tolerate this. What should I do?

You should have a talk with him.

Tell him you feel like you have to walk on egg shells around him.

If he laughs and says you're stupid, nor offers to watch his attitude, then I suggest letting him go.

I'm sure he's pushing people away with his attitude, and that's what he'd like...

To be alone...

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When you are a new mom, but are used to having tons of friends back in the high school days which aren't so long ago, and all your friends have all been gone for a year since the baby, and you have no way of locating old friends, how do you find new ones? My life consists of like the grociery store, and Wal-Mart, will I ever have a life again? I'm so confused, I used to have SO MANY friends, guys and girls, and they've all just fallen into the black hole in the earth. Can other moms relate, and even though I love time with my child, I can't help but remember and long for those days of talking to people my age, besides family. How can I befriend other moms my age without looking weird?

Your life is with your kid. The end.

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My gym shoes.. both pairs.. smell really bad.. i wear socks all the time.. and i have tried putting dr. scholls powder in them.. and odor eaters shoe spray.. but they just make them smell worse.. does anyone know a way to TOTALLY get rid of the horrible smell in my shoes?

Thanks!

p.s. I tried 3 different perfumes too.. still didnt help!!

Wear bread sacks over your socks.

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Okay...so there's this guy right? Well I really dig him. ALOT! We're supposed to get married here soon, but he hasn't popped the question yet and I wonder if he really ever will. We had our wedding (and honeymoon ;-)) all planned out and everything. I think he thinks I'm too young for him and I'm just getting really emotional. Everynight I fall asleep thinking about him. This is just too depressing to write anymore. Please help me!!!

-Single & hatin' it

The guy sounds like a bastard.

Dump him.

What kind of chump ditches out after everything's planned?

I'd say knit or something as you're laying in bed.

Who knows, maybe when you're older you'll stand a chance.

I'm sure you're a hot young mama, and the guy just doesn't wanna get arrested.

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-does he like me or does he like herr???
---is it me or is it her...or am i really her?
(sry i know this is long)


ok ..im 14/f and one of my best friends is 14/m..he doesnt go to my school...although lives in the district and i seem him here and there...hes been askin me how to ask a girl out..and i kept telling him to be himself..he just wont listen to me on that part advice...and he kepts telling me to put myself in that position..and i said "no" then he said "well its not hard 4 u ur a girl" and i said "its hard 4 us as well..bc we have to turn down guys we dont like"..and i dk how to tell just to be himself..bc he wont listen to that...and he a few days ago he asked me "how do i ask a girl out and not get turned down??"..and im like idk its not something predictable...and he goes to a private school..and i go to public school..so i have no clue who this girl is..if i did ..i would have asked her if she liked him..but i dk ....so im pointless at this point...-thx

P.S. also...i asked him last night on-line what this girls name is and he said "marissa" and i asked him way be4 that.."what would you say if i said i liked you" and he said "i dunno" and said well what would your 1st response be if i said i did and he said "u do?" and i said oooo..then he said something or w/e and i said you scare me sometimes and he didnt say anything for 2 mins and i said..."do you care that you do sometimes" and he said "yea"..and i said "how much?" and he said "______________________________________________________________________________"
and i said "ooohh"..and when we got into an little argument over what is harder being a girl or being a guy...and he said we have it easier..and when i said "no we dont bc we have to turn down guys who ask us out, i had to do it 5 times" and he said "w/ whoooo?"..like if he was affaird i was taken or something..ahh it drives me insane..-thx again

Just be blunt with the guy.

Ask him if he wants to get with you or some other girl...

Sometimes, stepping up and taking initiative is the only thing to do...

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What can a girl do to make herself more attractive to a guy (ex: makeup/hair/types of clothes?)

ps-ur so hot!

Thanks for the compliment...

To accentuate your looks, i recommend... I don't know... I think ALL kinds of girls are hot... it varies... just try something that's different for you and see what kind of reaction it garners...

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hey do you have any tips on making out? how long does it usually last? will the guy usually feel you up? please answer my questions! thanks a bunch

Hell, I suck at making out...

Well, let's see here...

Guys like to feel girls up...

Some girls like it... some don't...

Making out can last for a few minutes to a few hours...

It's just a matter of calling it quits...

There's aren't too many tips, except go with the flow, and be fluid with your hands...

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Hi well my boyfriend just broke up with me and he broke my heart is their any way I can get over him?? Ur's truely the single 16 year old
Plz Help!!

If he broke your heart, he isn't worth it. If he truly cared enough for you he wouldn't have done that and I'm sure you two would be together now...

So let's just pretend that he's the biggest piece of trash and isn't worth an iota of time.

Maybe you can hook up with some hot guy.

Better yet, what I like to do is play with puzzle, and the occasional game of boggle with my little brother.

Lots of people would say "Join a club, or play some sports"

My ass that stuff works. Yeah let's tell someone to do something that isn't in season, or let's tell them to do something that it's too late to do. Jack asses.

I'd do something like being a flirt at school... see who's biting.

Sure it maybe too early for you and you may not be over him, so you're not ready for a relationship, but when you find the right people to do it with, you'd totally forget about him. Mmm hmmm...

Yeah. My advice is do something creative, like the things i listed above, or draw/paint/mosaic/ uh... listen to music, and being a bitch.

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Your hott..it seems like u could get someone better than that girl holly..but whatever floats ur boat

Eh, I dumped Holly... You're not the first person to say that. I just need to update my stuff...

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My best friend likes this boy alot and they went out but then he broke up with her and its been about 2 weeks and she still is obbsessed over him.. but now he likes me but i mean hes cute and everything and i think im starting to fall for him.. this one girl told me he liked me alot.. but i would NEVER wanna hurt my friend even though she says she wuldnt care.. but I know she would.. i cant help the way i feel about him though and i cant control how much i'll start liking him.. what do i do ?!!?

If you were a true friend, no matter how much you liked the guy you wouldn't go out with him. You must honor and respect your friendship with your friend. Go ahead and like the boy, but just don't go out with him... Unless, you really can't control yourself, then your friend can go die. I mean he is fair game now. I mean, he likes you and not your friend... your friend doesn't stand a chance and she should move on...

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hey
i was a bit drunk 2 nights ago and this guy asked me out i said yes but like all his mates and all mine said he did this thing to a girl (this is gonna sound gross) but they said he finger*d her and when she dumped him he went and told everyone that she let him do it but he found out they'd told me and he said it was a lie and that wouldnt happen if he ever did anything like that to me, o by the way im 13 and he's 15 if that has anything to do with anything which i think it doesnt lol
XxXxXx wish_piskie

This guys out just to get some...

Ok. Here's the thing, drunk girls are easy to take advantage of...

If he really liked you he'd have done it when you were sober...

In hopes of asking you out while inbriated, he just planned on hopefully you making out with him or something...

People are out to ruin others...

That's why he'd brag out fingering that one girl...

HE knows she'd be ashamed, and now that you know that's happened he's afraid he won't be able to bang you ... therefor he's gonna lie to you to get in your pants...

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I am on someone elses user name. Is advicenators expierencing aome techniquel difficulties?

Ok I just logged out... then back in... and now I'm on my account... Yay.

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I wake up every morning at least two hours earlier than my first class. I get up, take my dog for a walk, take a shower and get ready. You would think that all of that would wake me up enough to stay awake during my classes wouldn't you?

No luck for me. My hardest class is at 9 mondays and 9:30 wednesdays - Mammalian Anatomy and Physiology- and I am constantly falling asleep durring it. I try to take notes and sit next to the open windows, but it doesn't work. Coffee never seems to help me stay awake, and it gives me an upset stomach even if it did. Does anyone know of anything else that I could do to get myself awake and alert during this class? I don't want to just get a good grade, I actually want to learn everything and remember it all for my job in the future And this means actually paying attention in class.

Oranges.
Seriously, in most sports, people tend to eat oranges at half time, because they're packed full of sugar and they wake you up. They re energize you. They'll give you an added boost.
Just try it ONE day. If it works keep with it.

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Hey I'm 14/m and i still haven't ever kissed a girl outside my family.... I feel kinda out of place here because I'm already in high school and ive never kissed.... is there something wrong with me?

Dude, i didn't get my first kiss, until my junior year. I mean, and a lot of girls have chased me...

It's just a matter of finding somebody worth kissing...

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hi there you are pretty cool!!! r u still in high school or have you graduatted? and another question what sent would you like better on a girl like sweet pea or like roses??? haha random but i needed to ask a guy haha

I'm in my last year of high school...

You're thinkin' sweet pea... go for it... I can tell by the way you worded the question...

The one that gets me the most is ... LoveSpell mmm damn... I just go into Victoria's secret by myself and smell the stuff...

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i been smokin since june jus w/e i culd get n now i gotta pack of newport menthol's n shit n i get all lightheaded n dizzy but i never did b4. why's it happenin n how can i get rid of it? cuz it happened so bad one time i hadda lay down on the sidewalk. it only happened wit these never wit 100s or marlboro reds or kools or anythin jus menthol. soo u kno whatz wrong wit me?

Nah, can't say that I do.

I'm not gonna say kick the habit either.

I just say trade your pack with someone.

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