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My boyfriend and I have been together for about 2 months and i want to get him something for christmas. I don't have a lot to spend and i want it to be something special. Any ideas? (link)
food. All guys like food.

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Is it bad that im 16 and I am having protected sex with my boyfriend of five months like once every other week? (link)
Might as well quote a drowning pool song on this one, for no apparent reason.
"RAISE YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE A SINNER!"
Don't make Jesus sad, stop the sex!

I love you,
The Waffler
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My mother has been unemployed since... 2000 I'll guess. She has been trying to start a real estate company. Every night I hear her crying and when I ask her what's wrong, she says that she's not a good mother and she's sorry she can't provide for this family. Some guy ripped her off illegally and lawyers keep ignoring her about it, so she doesn't think she's going to get the money back, and it was a lot of money. She says we probably won't have enough money to live on. She's my mom and I love her and I need a way to help her. I can't get a job because I'm too young. My father is a lawyer but they have had a rocky relationship ever since the divorce and I highly doubt he will help her for free. We have nowhere to turn. (link)
Wow, that's a doosey of a pickle. When you're under 16 there really is nothing you can do. The only thing I can think of is try to cheer her up.

I love you,
The Waffler
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sorry, i didnt really know what to put this under.

right now i have a sprint pcs phone. the contract expires december 23rd and then my mom is going to change over to tmobile. i don't really adore the tmobile phones except for the razor phone. but, people say that the razor phone isn't a good phone because it's always breaking, etc. i really want a flip phone with a camera and i want it to be able to play "real" ringtones. so i have two questions, is the razor phone really as bad as people say? and if you have tmobile, which phone would you recommend me to get? thanks! (link)
I have t-mobile, the Nokia 6101, it's flip, camera, real ringtone player, etc. It works for me. I've heard the razor sucks. Enjoy your good reception while it lasts.

I love you,
The Waffler
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I'm trying to get data from Access 2003 database via the IE 6.0 browser and print the data to pdf format. I've already have an embedded file-to-pdf converter installed in my browser. But it will require the data to be in html format. I know in Access application itself a report can be exported to a html format. In fact i also have the embedded file-to-pdf converter installed in Access. This means that an icon is now available on the Access menu bar which will convert a report into pdf format upon clicking it. But this can only be done in the Access application. How can I do it in with a browser? To be clearer, these are the steps that i wish to perform:
1. Open an IE 6.0 browser
2. Browse a Data Access Page created using Access 2003
3. Convert the DAP into a pdf file.

I can clueless with step 3. Pls advise.

Cheers,
roy (link)
I don't think that it's possible. IE would have to have some sort of 'driver' in itself to do that that I don't think it has.

I love you,
The Waffler
www.unlimitedstupidity.tk


When I plug my Zen micro into my computer it charges the battery and all that but then I go to add music to it and it says that I need to plug in my micro. But its already plugged in. It charges the battery so I know its plugged in. What should I do? (link)
You need to find and download a driver for it. You probibly have an older/crappy version of windows that's all like "Nooo, I don't want to have a crapload of drivers installed!"

I love you,
The Waffler
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Hi
I really like this girl, but cant seem to get her to like me. What should i do? (link)
Do EVERYTHING that you think she would want you to do. Girls love that.

I love you,
The Waffler
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how old do you have to be to go clubbin? well i live in massachusetts (link)
How old do you have to be to get a fake I.D.?

I love you,
The Waffler
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does anyone know how to get rid of the virus thats spreading through AIM because I have it and I got a new screen name and the virus went to that one to ! so if you know PLEASE tell me !
i rate 5's (link)
Well, virus scans are useless. Reformatting your hard drive is a long and boring process. Go to Start --> Run, and type in msconfig
then go to startup and those are all the things that start when your computer starts. If its's a random jumble of letters and/or numbers, its probibly a virus. If you don't know what one is, type it into google and it should bring up a result that says what it is. Uncheck all the bad processes, press apply, and restart the computer. If the virus is still there, you know you didn't uncheck the right one.

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The Waffler
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at the end of south of nowhere when Spencer was talking about how she last her virginity and she wishes she could take it back a song plays during that its a slow song with a girls voice this is at the very ending of the episode the one on dec. 3 Friday!!

The background was black and white!!

If anyone knows the song tell me what it is thanks! (link)
WHAT!?!? Punctuation would be VERY helpful on this.

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The Waffler
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I've been going out with my boyfriend for almost 8 months. Relationship needs work...he didn't/doesn't trust me. I haven't cheated on him though.... I'm pretty happy with him...but I think I'm starting to like one of my old crushes. I liked her before but I thought she was straight, so I just forgot about her and moved on...went out with my best friend.... We went to different high schools...and I found out that she likes me...for months she has... I hung out with her and I'm starting to get these feelings for her. She makes me happy too. Is this wrong? (link)
Oh that is awesome! Break up with the commie!


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The Waffler
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What kind of jobs are there for someone under the age of 13? even lke just volenteer jobs?! What could i do to take up some of my time on the weekends? (link)
Mow lawns, shovel snow, anything but take jobs away from hard-working Americans!

I love you,
The Waffler
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what are good ideas for gifts for a kid 14 and he loves electronics now he already has a digital camera and also i dont have enough for an i-pod and he dosent want mp3 players so can you please give me some gift ideas it dosent matter if they are electronic or not but i just need ideas (link)
Get him a makeover!

I love you,
The Waffler
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ALL RATE 5's FOR ALL!!!!!!
Does anyone know any wired diets that worked pretty good like i heard if u drink cran berry juice of 72 hours its will take off a couple pounds thats probaly not true but anyone any wired diets like that
ill rate 5's for all!!!!!! (link)
Stop eating. When you do eat, throw it up! Those people are incredibly skinny!

I love you,
The Waffler


Ok My So called best friend Amber (as you have probably herd recent stories) beyrayed me!. Well I came to school this morning and she was like "Omg! The worst thing happend this morning! It's even worse than Billie Joe Armstrong Dying!" and I was like "What?" And she said "Plzzzzz don't be mad at me! Plzzz!" and I said "WHAT???" and she said "I woke up this morning liking Kody (MY EX THAT I LIKE!!)." and I was like "What!?!?" and she said "I Don't Know! I just Do!" and to make it worse she asked him out without me knowing and he said he would think about it. So they flirted and they talked and poked each other and Finally she asked him again and he said he didn't know. So she said forget it. And he used to talk to me cause we went for the friend deal and now because of her he ignores me! I Don't Know What I did Wrong!! He used to flirt with me ALL the time. So I made up this story that I Might be moving and when we were walking out to the bus I was like "Its SOOO COLD!!!" and He was like "Its not as cold as its gonna be in ________(the place)." and I was like "Yeah" so..... WTF is up with him! I Never done anything to him! (link)
First of all, Billie Joe dying would ROCK!
Second, he's odviously a robot. And from what I read from this question (even though I didn't see a question mark) I think he likes the other girl. And that black space could be anything!
my pants
Um, well I guess that's it...my pants

I love you,
The Waffler


Did Steve from Blues Clues die???? (link)
hahhahaha this question made me laugh. I don't think he could make a show where he said 'I'm leaving, here's my cousin' from beyond the dead. Unless he was going into rehab or something, and then died from an overdose of something in there. He's probibly just in France.

I love you,
The Waffler


any one able to help me gather data on thermo nuclear funsion? (link)
The release of nuclear energy can occur at the low end of the binding energy curve (see accompanying chart) through the fusion of two light nuclei into a heavier one. The energy radiated by stars, including the Sun, arises from such fusion reactions deep in their interiors. At the enormous pressure and at temperatures above 15 million ° C (27 million ° F) existing there, hydrogen nuclei combine according to equation (1) and give rise to most of the energy released by the Sun.

Nuclear fusion was first achieved on earth in the early 1930s by bombarding a target containing deuterium, the mass-2 isotope of hydrogen, with high-energy deuterons in a cyclotron (see Particle Accelerators). To accelerate the deuteron beam a great deal of energy is required, most of which appeared as heat in the target. As a result, no net useful energy was produced. In the 1950s the first large-scale but uncontrolled release of fusion energy was demonstrated in the tests of thermonuclear weapons by the United States, the USSR, the United Kingdom, and France. This was such a brief and uncontrolled release that it could not be used for the production of electric power.

In the fission reactions discussed earlier, the neutron, which has no electric charge, can easily approach and react with a fissionable nucleus—for example, uranium-235. In the typical fusion reaction, however, the reacting nuclei both have a positive electric charge, and the natural repulsion between them, called Coulomb repulsion, must be overcome before they can join. This occurs when the temperature of the reacting gas is sufficiently high—50 to 100 million ° C (90 to 180 million ° F). In a gas of the heavy hydrogen isotopes deuterium and tritium at such temperature, the fusion reaction

occurs, releasing about 17.6 MeV per fusion event. The energy appears first as kinetic energy of the helium-4 nucleus and the neutron, but is soon transformed into heat in the gas and surrounding materials.


Nuclear Binding Energy






Nuclear Binding Energy
The amount of energy required to remove a single proton or neutron from an atomic nucleus varies with the mass of the nucleus. The graph of this relationship is called the binding energy curve.
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If the density of the gas is sufficient—and at these temperatures the density need be only 10-5 atm, or almost a vacuum—the energetic helium-4 nucleus can transfer its energy to the surrounding hydrogen gas, thereby maintaining the high temperature and allowing subsequent fusion reactions, or a fusion chain reaction, to take place. Under these conditions, “nuclear ignition” is said to have occurred.

The basic problems in attaining useful nuclear fusion conditions are (1) to heat the gas to these very high temperatures and (2) to confine a sufficient quantity of the reacting nuclei for a long enough time to permit the release of more energy than is needed to heat and confine the gas. A subsequent major problem is the capture of this energy and its conversion to electricity.

At temperatures of even 100,000° C (180,000° F), all the hydrogen atoms are fully ionized. The gas consists of an electrically neutral assemblage of positively charged nuclei and negatively charged free electrons. This state of matter is called a plasma.

Tokamak Fusion Reactor
In 1993 scientists at the Tokamak Fusion Test Reactor, at Princeton University’s plasma physics laboratory in New Jersey, produced a controlled fusion reaction, during which the temperature in the reactor surpassed three times that of the core of the sun. In a tokamak reactor, massive magnets confine hydrogen plasma under extremely high temperatures and pressures, forcing the hydrogen nuclei to fuse. When atomic nuclei are forced together in nuclear fusion, the reaction releases an extraordinary amount of energy.
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A plasma hot enough for fusion cannot be contained by ordinary materials. The plasma would cool very rapidly, and the vessel walls would be destroyed by the extreme heat. However, since the plasma consists of charged nuclei and electrons, which move in tight spirals around the lines of force of strong magnetic fields, the plasma can be contained in a properly shaped magnetic field region without reacting with material walls.

In any useful fusion device, the energy output must exceed the energy required to confine and heat the plasma. This condition can be met when the product of confinement time t and plasma density n exceeds about 1014. The relationship tn≥ 1014 is called the Lawson criterion.

Numerous schemes for the magnetic confinement of plasma have been tried since 1950 in the United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, Japan, and elsewhere. Thermonuclear reactions have been observed, but the Lawson number rarely exceeded 1012. One device, however—the tokamak, originally suggested in the USSR by Igor Tamm and Andrey Sakharov—began to give encouraging results in the early 1960s.


Target Chamber of the National Ignition Facility






Target Chamber of the National Ignition Facility
A technician stands inside the target chamber of the National Ignition Facility, the most powerful laser in the world. The NIF is part of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California. When the device is in use, multiple laser beams converge from all sides on a small fuel sample at the center of the chamber, heating and compressing the fuel to produce a fusion reaction. The laser is currently used for nuclear weapons research and to explore the use of fusion as a possible energy source.
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The confinement chamber of a tokamak has the shape of a torus, with a minor diameter of about 1 m (about 3.3 ft) and a major diameter of about 3 m (about 9.8 ft). A toroidal (donut-shaped) magnetic field of about 50,000 gauss is established inside this chamber by large electromagnets. A longitudinal current of several million amperes is induced in the plasma by the transformer coils that link the torus. The resulting magnetic field lines, spirals in the torus, stably confine the plasma.

Based on the successful operation of small tokamaks at several laboratories, two large devices were built in the early 1980s, one at Princeton University in the United States and one in the USSR. The enormous magnetic fields in a tokamak subject the plasma to extremely high temperatures and pressures, forcing the atomic nuclei to fuse. As the atomic nuclei are fused together, an extraordinary amount of energy is released. During this fusion process, the temperature in the tokamak reaches three times that of the Sun’s core.

Another possible route to fusion energy is that of inertial confinement. In this concept, the fuel—tritium or deuterium—is contained within a tiny glass sphere that is then bombarded on several sides by a pulsed laser or heavy ion beam. This causes an implosion of the glass sphere, setting off a thermonuclear reaction that ignites the fuel. Several laboratories in the United States and elsewhere are currently pursuing this possibility. In the late 1990s, many researchers concentrated on the use of beams of heavy ions, such as barium ions, rather than lasers to trigger inertial-confinement fusion. Researchers chose heavy ion beams because heavy ion accelerators can produce intense ion pulses at high repetition rates and because heavy ion accelerators are extremely efficient at converting electric power into ion beam energy, thus reducing the amount of input power. Also in comparison to laser beams, ion beams can penetrate the glass sphere and fuel more effectively to heat the fuel.

Progress in fusion research has been promising, but the development of practical systems for creating a stable fusion reaction that produces more power than it consumes will probably take decades to realize. The research is expensive, as well. However, some progress was made in the early 1990s. In 1991, for the first time ever, a significant amount of energy—about 1.7 million watts—was produced from controlled nuclear fusion at the Joint European Torus (JET) Laboratory in England. In December 1993, researchers at Princeton University used the Tokamak Fusion Test Reactor to produce a controlled fusion reaction that output 5.6 million watts of power. However, both the JET and the Tokamak Fusion Test Reactor consumed more energy than they produced during their operation.

If fusion energy does become practical, it offers the following advantages: (1) a limitless source of fuel, deuterium from the ocean; (2) no possibility of a reactor accident, as the amount of fuel in the system is very small; and (3) waste products much less radioactive and simpler to handle than those from fission systems.

Day-om! That's long
Have fun with you FUNSION as you call it lol
I love you,
The Waffler


I have a pictrail account and i have 4 albums and bout um.. 40 pictures.. i don't have a lot tho, and i want to try to upload some pictures but the a bunch of them didn't work so i tried one and the same probleme this the page it takes me to and i dunno why..http://www.picturetrail.com/members/edit?p=27 can some one please help me so i can upload my pictures Thanks! (link)
Their server is probibly being gay. Try uploading tomorrow.

I love you,
The Waffler


Is there any other animation software besides Adobe After Effects 6.0 and Jasc Animation Shop 3? And where would I find it. I dont really want a website.
I rate. (link)
Adobe Premire...if you don't want a website I can't tell you how to get it.
For a more simple thingey, windows movie maker found in c:\program files\movie maker

I love you,
The Waffler


What's the difference between the original Xbox model and the new Xbox 360? (link)
The man made Xbox 360 so they can compete with the the playstation so the man can get MORE money! They already made the next Xbox, but they're waiting for sony to come out with the PS4 to release it!

Damn the man,
The Waffler




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