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Hey.. what does it mean in the song your so last summer by taking back sunday when they say: 'boys like you are dime a dozen' i was curious.. thanks

YOU=DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
=)
--Social Suicide

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ok im with this guy and weve been together for 1 month and i am so ready to have sex with him and i really do trust him and weve spoken about sex so many times but after how many months do u think i should actually have sex i dont want to have it too early..
please answer thanx
ill rate high
xxx

One month?
It's called self restraint.
You should look into getting some.
--Social Suicide

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Is there any way on aim you can sign on more than one screen name at a time?? If yes, how??
Thankss
Ill rate 5's
HELP

when you sign on, go to MY AIM and click "Manage linked screen names" and then hit "Link/Unlink" and then click "Link!" and then type in the password and screen name and hit finish and whatnot, and then sign off and then sign back on and you're ready to go.
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Is it wrong that I'm happy over the fact my ex-girlfriend just got cheated on by her most recent boyfriend?

Not at all.
=)
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See I want to learn how to play the bass.... that is not my problem my problem is I dont know what is the best bass to get when you are first starting off.... And I need to find a cheap one.... if you can give me a link to as site I will be very greatful..... I also always rate 5's

Well if you want a cheapie, go to a Music-Go-Round and ask for a used one. They're about 150-200 dollars and that's what my first one was.

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i write lyrics to songs and i write poetry and stuff a lot but i don't know where i can show it off without it getting stolen from me. do any of you know where i can display my poems/songs to where people won't take them and say they are thiers?

Get a xanga.
That'd be mondo-smart.
And put a code on it that blocks all copying and pasting so there's no plagerism.
--Social Suicide

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a song where theres a car crash and im pretty sure its into a cornfield, but anway the song is about this guy watching his gf die, i think it was rock? well it was sad and quite popular a year or three ago? lol

Brand New--The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows.

I think that's right.

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We saw the western coast.
I saw the hospital.
Nurse the shoreline like a wound.
Reports of lover's tryst.
Were neither clear nor descript.
We kept it safe and slow.
The quiet things that no one ever knows.

Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Then today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.

I contemplate the day we wed.
Your friends are boring me to death.
Your veil is ruined in the rain.
By then you like to do without.
There's nothing new to talk about.
And though our kids are blessed,
the parents let them shoulder all the blame.

Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals.

I lie for only you.
And I lie well.
Halleluh.

Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground.
Today's the day it gets tired.
Today's the day we drop down.
Give up my body in bed.
All for an empty hotel.
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

Those the lyrics?

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is there anything wrong with being a guy and listing to britney spears.

Deffinatly something wrong.
That's a pretty acurate responce.
But I just way "Whatever floats your boat"
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what are some good sad songs and artists to listen. kinds that you want to listen to when your really down and just need a good cry.

You emo kid.

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whats your favorite song??

this question is so we can all learn new and different songs just for the fun of it.

My favorite song changes like every two days.

As of now I'll just go with what I'm infatuated with at the moment.
The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang

--Social Suicide

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Does anyone know of any websites where you can get cheap posters of like bands and stuff?

A lot of the time on Smartpunk or Purevolume when you order merch, they'll throw in a few cassets and posters of some bands.
That has a tendancy to work.

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My sister and i are going to see mindless self indulgence, a band, and both of our cars arent that great and the drive will be about 3hrs or so. How will we get there?, My sisters car can do it but shes really worried about her car actually making it there and back.

Fuckin' right. I love Mindless Self Indulgence.
Take your parent's car? Drive half way, get out get in her car and on the way back get in her car and the next few days go and get her car.
Er that's kind of complicated.

--Social Suicide

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i like bands like 3 doors down, fall out boy, my chemical romance, weezer, red hot chilli peppers, snow patrol, john mayer, switchfoot, jet, three days grace, green day, oasis, coldplay.. a lot of different styles of rock/alternitave. what other bands to you suggest that you think i would also like?

www.purevolume.com

From First To Last, Armor for Sleep, ten 33, Rufio, Emanuel, Panic at the Disco, Le Tigre, Death From Above 1979, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Boys Night Out, Taking Back Sunday, No Use For A Name, Mest, Head Automatica, Black Automatic, HIM, CKY,Rancid, Incubus, AFI.
Err.
POOP
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ok i listen to music like fall out boy, my chemical romance, hot hot heat, green day, 3 doors down, system of a down and all kind of music like that but im lookin for some new bands can anyone help me out??

I have one website that is the God of all music sites alike.
www.purevolume.com
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Hey, I need to know some bands that sound like System of the down. Thanks!

Sytem of A Down.
Sytem of A Down.
Can I make that any more clear?

--Social Suicide

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What are some good music artists that write their own stuff? does avril lavigne?

You fucking poseur.
Avril Lavigne is a fake. She doesn't even write her own shit "co-writing" is basicially pitching in three words.
People who write their own stuff?
Try almost everyone who hasn't sold out.

--Social Suicide

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how do i tell someone that is cutting themselves that what they are doing is very dangerous, without a confrontation?

You could go on google and look up some information.
My friend did this and I just upfront stopped. But you have to let this him/her know that you'll be there.

--Social Suicide

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I am a former self-injurer, and I finally stopped cutting at the end of 8th grade (I'm going into 9th). I've been happy since the end of 8th grade and haven't had a reason to cut, or I'v refrained myself from cutting. But that's how I deal with stress. And I'm afraid I'll relapse this year from stress. I've been to therapy, and I write a lot. Is there any other way I could possibly deal with stress that isn't destructive?

thanks in advance!

When you get in a mood, just pop in a CD.
I mean, that's what I do. Just sit there and listen to the lyrics for hours on end.

--Social Suicide

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i have been cutting since 5th grade, im going into 9th now. I don't want to stop because i love the way it feels, and its the only thing that helps me to forget the things i dont want to have to remember anymore. Ive tried stopping before but i physically can not do it. Im so attached to it. But, i cant get caught anymore, and i hate the scars i have all over my body. can anyone help me..?

See now, I've cut before but my parents found out and shipped me off to an institution.
And that's what turned me around.
Sometimes the only way to get out of a problem is to let yourself hit rock bottom.
I know you're going to hear this a lot, but really you should start counseling and writing things out.
Ways to ease off is to get a red marker and just draw little stripes, and red food coloring to make it realistic.
Snap a rubberband when you feel urged. Or pinch yourself.

Yeah. Sorry if this all sucked.

--Social Suicide

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Do females find guys with ape like hairy chests sexy?

No!
Shave it off!
Gross. Gross. Gross.
I hate to be blunt but--naaasty.

--Social Suicide

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