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hi theres this girl and she misses her friend who is in the bahamas ...not fair...and soooo much stuff happened and she wrote u somewut of a diary entry on her computer thats about a page long single spaced and printed it so she wudnt forget all that has happened. she also has things to tell u about after she wrote the diary thing. neway the girl is nervous that her friend wont wanna read the thing she wrote on the comp becuz its like an essay and long and boring and consisting of cobwebs and fat and bugs. neway i (cough...i mean the girl) wrote it on tuesday and its now friday and alot happened for the better. the girl leaves for vacation soon so that isnt good. ok answer me soon!
luv,
ki... i mean... annoymous (link)
hello annoymous. I haev a vague idea of who thsi person might be. what i think is that, she will definaitly wnt to read your carefully written letter/diary entry. It sounds quite interesting and somewhat resembling a dictionary. I concur, okay? what you should do it say "ooo sorry" cuz this girl is back and missed u too!! So what you should do it email this letteR ASAP


omfg...im such a dumbass...i acidentily deleted all the names on my buddy list...is there any way i can get them back cuz i had like 200 and can only remember like 5...!!!!please say yes!!!!!! (link)
yes, if u had them saved u can just load your buddylist again.


Last year my step-dad was diagnosed with a brain tumor. (cancerous) And since then everything has changed-- which i expected. But i didnt expect my whole family to get so uptight about things. I mean, hes not fully cured ( never will be ) but hes still living.. i want to show them that he can still have fun!!! How do i help them understand that it would be bettter for everyone if they let him out a little more? ik.. its a weird question, but i need some advice..

~ cori (link)
Hi, im sorry to hear that. That happened to my dad too, and i kno how you're feeling and sort of what you're going through. Wheen this happened to me we wanted him to have the most of everday and enjoy himself. Try and convice your family that even though he is sick he can still have fun and enjoy himself. Depeneding on how active he is, you can plan different activites. Try and tell them that it would make him happir to go out and spend time with you and your family. I know that, my dad was happiest when he was with my and my family. feel free to ask me n e thing else, im here for you.


my friend is crazey n very minipulative... wut do i do???? n she slouched alot n wants a pin that says this is a no lecturing zone!! wut do i do??? (link)
Well, i think i know tthis friend very well. She should not improve her posture cuz no one cares and yes there should very well be a no lecturing zone cuz those would b helpful especially around lecturing parents..wat you should do is stay up as late as possible, perhaps in the wee hours of the morning at 5..and then u should do this continually everynite, hope i helped!


Im babysitting some kid n he wont stop drying what do i do???

P.s Do u have a maraca n a slice of cheese in ur pocket?? (link)
well, if u are meaning to say "crying" i advise you to entertain him in some way, with a maraca or cheese cleverly placed in your pocket. I always have them handy in my pocket. If this does not work, then you are plainly a terrible babysitter...good luck!


how do i make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? (link)
This is a complicated recipe and is only attempted by the finest chefts. You will need two pieces of bread..a jar of peanutbutter and a one of jelly. You'll need to spread both on either slice of bread and hten put them together, I hope this helped you, enjoy your sandwhich!


im 14 and a guy, there is this girl in my school that i really like but she doesnt like me because she says i'm ugly. is there any way that i can be and look more attractive? (link)
Well, i tthink that first of all she should like you for your personality. As much as I wouldn't like to admit it, people do consider the opposite sex's appreanace. You could try doing your hair in a different way or tryin a new outfit. You shouldn't have to change how you look just for this girl though, if she is basing her feelings on just how you look, she's not a very good person.


so recently my fish has been quiute the sick little boy. I raised him from the day he was born, with his 3 brothers and sisters. so I bought him medication and what not, but it didn't help. at all. and this morning he died. What do I do to help myself overcome the grief? (link)
I'm sorry to hear about the passing of your fish. It is hard having something close to you die whether it be a person or a loved pet. You should remember that he is no longer suffering, and is in a better place. If you feel it would help you, you could get another similiar fish or another pet to have another pet companion, hope this helps :) and im sorry again.


excuse me...how do i build a bird feeder? (link)
well wat u hav to do is gather some stix find an eagle scout to help u and then roll up the royal sleeping bag and then birds will never go into ur decrepid house. Good luck!


how many guys r in linkin park? 5?6?7?190? (link)
well this is very hard to asnwer, u have to multiply the phsophates together and then the mercury subtract the hypotenuse and ur answer will b approximately 6.4 which rounds to 6.


wut is sex?
can u lend me some birth control?
Is sexy healthy
Why do guys have penisses?
why do girls have tits?
Can i grow a penis if i try?
please get back to me as soon as possible (link)
I think that you are a very curious person and that a certain book could help you..or maybe a website of some sort..and no I cannot lend you some birth control, and I think that you should try and wait if you're going to have sex.


My boyfriend broke up with me on Saturday and we were going out for 4 months and he said that his heart just wasn't in it anymore. We are still good friends and talk a lot but I still love him. Do you think there's any way we could get back together? we're only 15. And I'm a girl (link)
I think that there is a very good chance that you could get back together because it seems that you both are still talking and staying in touch which could lead to another relationship with him. If there was a specific problem in the last relationship try and fix it so it doesn't happen again if you both go out. If it was just that he didn't like you anymore, then i can definitly see you both getting back together.


I have a question about if saex n blinkers r a good combination.. see i no theyse people who are older n one wears spandex shorts and brakes chinese men window with blinkers. I was wondering if having sex with him will lead this person to deadly scares cuz of them hitting so hard douring humping sessions like garillas. So i was just wondering if this is good for this persons sexual health. And i was also wondering if this can lead to this person growing blinkers becasue that would just be a terrible site

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Blinkers Annonomys (link)
Well, this is a toughy. If this person has blinkers while having sex, this could cause a serious conccussion, which is very bad. Now, if this certain person also says "hi ho hi ho" this could be vERY deadly, so my advice to you would be that you shold steer clear of this certain person and watch out for those pointy blinkers.




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