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Q: Lets say my period is normal .. well I had it on Aug. 9 of this year and finished Aug. 16th would that mean I would get it again a month from when I started or a month from when it finished? Thankss and what days should i be concerned that its close?
well its different for everyone, but the day or two before there should be signs like stomach cramps, just not feeling to good, youll get used to knowing eventually

Q: who sings that song breathe(2am) or something like that..shes a new singer and sounds kinda like michelle branch etc..! thanks
anna nalick?

Q: Ive looked on alot of sites for my friend to find a magnetic tongue ring and all i find is ones for lips and noses i dont know if that would work as a tongue ring.. so does anybody know where shay can find one at on the internet thanks a ton! Shay & Nikki again
i dont think there are any, they would fall of to easy

Q: What could be wrong if you don't have your period after 7 months? and you're definetely not pregnant..
see a doctor.

Q: what are some good sad songs and artists to listen. kinds that you want to listen to when your really down and just need a good cry.
hmm, bob marley is my favorite when im down but you might be different

Q: theres this song and I have no clue who sings it but its like has to do with breathe and hes liek "now breathe mama" and then she breathes or whatever..I have NO CLUE who sings it..it could be p diddy but im not sure..please help me!
is it "rollin" by limp bizkit. . .

Alright partner, keep on rollin’ baby, u know what time it is
(throw your hands up, throw your hands up, throw your hands up)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Chocolate starfish, keep on rollin’ baby

Move in, now move out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (come on)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

Now I know y’all be lovin this shit right here
L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
Cause if you don’t care, then we don’t care
1,2,3 times two to the six
Jonesin’ for your fix
Of that limp bizkit mix
So where the fuck you at partna
Shut the fuck up, and back the fuck up
While we fuck this track up

(throw your hands up, throw your hands up, throw your hands up)

Now move in, now move out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (come on)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

You wanna mess with limp bizkit (yeah)
You can’t mess with limp bizkit (why)
Because we get it on every day and every night (oh)
And this platinum thing right here (uh, huh)
Yo, we’re doin it all the time (what)
So you better get some betta beats and uh some better rhymes (doh)

We got the gang set, so don’t complain yet
Twenty four seven, never begging for a rain check
Old school soldiers, blastin’ out the hot shit
That rock shit, putting bounce in the mosh pit

(throw your hands up, throw your hands up, throw your hands up)

Now move in, now move out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (cmon)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

Hey ladies, hey fellas
And the people that don’t give a fuck
All the lovers, all the haters,
and all the people that call themselves players
Hot mamas, pimp daddies
And the people rollin’ up in caddies
Hey rockers, hip hoppers
And everybody all around the world

Move in, now move out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (cmon)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

Move in, now move out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now
Breathe in, now breathe out
Hands up, hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what ya gonna do now

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (come on)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’


if its not then go to www.getlyrical.com and use the search engine

Q: This is... kind of odd, I suppose.
Please only read this is you are female.. and know what you are talking about?
I'm 13. I've had my... yeah...
But I've never liked a guy. Ever. Been kissed. Wanted to kiss. Never had a crush or a boyfriend or anything.
I have no interest in girls, either. Nothing.
I'm not shy around boys or girls.

What's up with me? :/
ah no biggie, youll get there, your hormones havent kicked in yet, thats all, dont worry, you're better off now, trust me

Q: Ok my mom said i could get a pre paid cell phone if my aunt says its ok the only promlem is that my mom said that my aunt could pay for the phone and i have to pay for the minutes by idk if i should waste my money on minutes for a phone
what are you asking?

Q: okay so i have picture day in a few days and i just got a pimple! what do i do!!!!!! like what are some GOOOOD products i can use to get the pimple away in just like a day or two ?!
nature's cure, to clean your face daily use sea breeze astringent, hope it helps

Q: Hey does anyone here know any latin or greek or anything? Its about my love life but i cant say anything right now cause im afraid he'll read it, cause he uses this site too. So if you answer this question i'll tell you how it has to do with my love life.its soo cute you wont belive it!! I'll tell you what this guy did and you'll be speechless!! It has to do with greek mythology..but i didnt get the whole thing..so i need someone who knows stuff like that.
i know a little, feel free to tell more

Q: About my friend having problems, its not PMS, becuz she does it like once a week and its only for like a day. She trys blaming it on PMSing but unless she does it 24/7 i highly doubt it
hmmm, wierd, dump her shes a bitch, hahahaha just kidding just try to work it out :)

Q: One of my good friends has always been "unpredictable". Out of nowhere she'll like tell me off or be a bitch to me for no fucking reason. I mean shes sooooo great when shes not like this, and she never has a reason what i did wrong. What the heck do i do to get her to be sincere and stop this so that we can have a better realationship??
well assuming that shes a girl, could it be that she gets likes this for a few days a month?? ahemhem PMS! most girls get real bitchy during their period but if its not that just talk to her, tell her when shes being a bitch, maybe she thinks shes just being funny, you never know. . .
---kelly

Q: Is there any way u can get short?
you mean like how do you shrink? i have absolutely no idea

Q: Kelly,
This weekend i went to the Y and didnt put any suntan lotion on while reading in the sun for 4 hours! now my shoulders, all my stumach is blood red, and so are my legs, i can hardly do ANYTHING including sleep with it. Plus im leaving for the beach in a few days and i dont wanna have to stay inside the whole time cuz the sun hurts my skin now and i dont want it ot get worste. Do you know any way to help the burning go down and make it go away faster? And if it doesnt go away by the time i leave, do you know something good that will protect my skin on the beach ( like a kinda suntan lotion) that wont iritate my sunburn?? Please help-im hurting BAD
well before you go to the beach rub HAWAIIAN TROPIC CUCUMBER MELON SOOTHING ALOE on it, it works SO well overnight (to make the redness and hurting go down), then when you are on the beach just use waterproof suntan lotion that is any SPF higher than 40 or 45 (i think there is an 80):) let me know how it works out -kelly

Q: their is this gurl that i met on the internet and i think i rlly love her im 13 and she 25 but she thinks im 21 she says she really loves me but we are supose to meet in a few days n i duno what 2 do if she rlly loves me it shouldnt matter that im like 13 right? plz help me.
hahahahahahahahahaha, well when you are 21 she'll be 33, do you really want that? and how would you feel if you were in her position, being fooled like that. . . -kelly

Q: is soda pop REALLY that bad for you? I'm on a diet and I get sick of water.. I like diet pop! My boyfriend says he will never drink it because its so bad... true? false?
uh there is a reason for the nutrition facts on the can, babe, geeez your stupid : )

Q: I was just wondering what to say to my boyfriend he is 18, to compliment him. Without making him feel weird. Like he always says im beautiful and things like that, but I always wonder how I can make him feel as special as he makes me feel but without making him feel like less of a man or somthing like that...any idea? thank you
just say "aw your so sweet" or "i love you too babe" or "your so gorgeous" nothing stupid like "oh your beautiful too" or "oh no im not your just being nice" that makes him feel like an idiot for saying it. :)

Q: ok there is this guy on myspace thats wants me to hang out with him. i don't know if i should. i know my mother wouldn't agree with it, so what should i do?? is it good to meet someone from online??
nah dont do it unless he is a friend of a friend or some shit, even if you have a picture of him it might not really be him.

Q: Can i ask seriously. When people come on this. Do they answer questions genuinely to help people and hopefully help them through a tough patch or whatever; or do they do it for ratings? It makes me mad when you see a confused person askin a serious question; only for it to be answered by someone. Who at the end makes it obvious(or seemingly) that they don't care byu saying "please rate"Ok i know they jus want acknowledgement and appreciation. But if the person is willing to or want to im sure they will. Why do you ask or say things like this? I really don't know so any answers are appreciated.
Anthony
what the hell do ratings have to do with it, i dont even "rate" anyone or asked to be "rated"

-kelly

please rate HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING!!!!!! :)

Q: i have a big forhead, and i have a collick that makes any kind of bangs i get look weird, how can i wear my hair that wont make my forehead look quite so big?
hmmm, well if you're going to put your hair in a ponytail then make it loose, not tight, trust me, and if you're going to wear it down, curl it if it isnt already and make it your hair look as full as possible, hope you look sexy when you're done -kelly

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