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Gender: Female
Location: Texas
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Age: 15
AIM: Haustrian13
Member Since: November 17, 2004
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Last Update: December 12, 2004
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does anyone know a website that can help me with translating french to english?!...or if there is anyone on this website that can help me!! (link)
try a search engine...or Instandt Message smarterchild...he's fluent in a fuckload of languages


Okay, My 3 yr old stays with my mom (court issues, long story) and my mom was buying my kid candy cigarettes. I see her everyday, and a couple weeks ago, she came over and took a hit of my cig. I didnt know how to react, so i didnt really do anything cause if she knows its bad she'll start doing it for attention...Any suggestions? (link)
hahahaha!


Hey,
theres this guy that always flirts with me, always talks not stop, and he even called me sweet. He taps my foot all the time and we end up getting into a flirty footwar, lol. I think hes gonna ask me out, but i really like him as a friend. What are some ways to turn a guy down nicely so that he doesnt hate u forever?
Signed,
girl under an attack of unwanted predator (link)
ok...all those fuckers who says be "friends with benefits" are horny dipshits who dont realize what a bad idea that is. Believe me, fwb is fun...but it's the dumbest thign to do in the world with somebody who likes you. so just dont do it.

also...stop being a slut and flirting with him...it's leading him on...and it's bad...you're dumb. you deserve being hated by him forever. to get the the hating point of the relationship faster tell him to fuck off...or have sex with his best friend (that should work too)


my friend (kelley) has been cutting herself lately and doing some pretty dangerous stuff. i told her to stop and she said she has but i dont know if i should believe her. what should i do? *signed clueless as what to do* (link)
killerrocksmysockoff...or whoever the hell it was said that cutting means you're suicidal is full of shit. they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, so disregard anything that fuckrag has said or will say in the future. they are a waste of oxygen.

i suggest cutting her hands off for two reasons...
1. She'll get satisfaction in bleeding.
2. She won't be able to cut herself anymore.


there is this guy at my school who is the same age as me. sadly he is in a diffrent homeroom. he first found out that i liked him when my young yet stupid teacher went and told him that i thought he was hot. my teacher found out that i thought this guy was hot when we were talking about how he is such a good basketrball player, anywho...... out of nowhere i was like yeah that kid is hot and my teacher old him and he said that bret said he was flattered. now i do;nt know if he likes me or what. at gym when ever my volleyball misteriously rolls over to him he just lets it roll right on by. today (11/17) he picked it up and he gave it to me. other days if he knows it is mine he will kick it or pick it up and drop it. i dont know if he is shy or what. this other girl likes him to but i dont think he knows. i know that i am in jr high and things arent the same as 4th or 5th grade like when you tell a boy that u like them and they start to like you but maybe it still is. i really think he is cute but i dont know much about him but i just want to get to know him without comeing off as one of those creepy stalker types. i dont know how to get his attention because i am very shy around cute guys and in his case is is dead sexi! how do i get to know him or atleaset make a conversation even how to make him say hi! just for info.... i am not going to go all girly and try to impress him with my clothes that is so 6th grade and it doesnt work i want him to like me for something more than my looks but i still want him to like me for my looks! love always,
Boy trouble (link)
hehe...ok, you obviously only like him for how "dead sexi" he is...and first of all i recommend learning how to spell sexy..and then i would say stop being a shallow, self-concious whore and go talk to him.




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