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ok, im 15/f and im 5'7 and i weigh 115 pounds. my question is, what is your opinion on tall girls? do you like tall girls, to most guys not? or what? i've been really down about myself lately because of my height. please help.

thanksss. (link)
you aren't tall. I doubt you will often see a guy with a girl taller than him, crushes his manly ego. But some may like it! You're not tall, so don't worry about it.


my best friend and i have been best friends since 6th or 7th grade. now we're going into 11th. last year a lot of drama started and she stood by me and defended me the whole time and i really appreciated it. over the summer we lost touch because i had to go to summer school so i didnt get to go to a lot of parties and hang out. now she's best friends with one of the girls who was against me in the drama. i might be over reacting but on myspace she moved me from her top spot to number 4. her new bff is first and she has two cousins before me. when i first saw it my heart sank. tonight i also found out that she had people over without me. i want to know how i can reconnect with her. something to do that can be just us. this girl is like a sister to me and i really really need her back. her parents absolutely hate her new bff because of something she said about their family a long time ago. what kind of friend insults a member of their bff's family!! my bff's mom absolutely loves me and treats me like her own kid.


please help me. i wont settle for second best when it comes to the girl that means the most to me. (link)
Haha, myspace isn't life my friend. Just call her up everyday! Or just show up at her house. Good luck.


why is it that after i masturbate i feel like i am a slut? i hate that feeling. is there anything i can do to not feel like a slut? (link)
eh, Not really. If you aren't a slut for real, then don't worry about it!


about two weeks ago I weighed 134 pounds. I wanted to lose some pounds and get fit so for about a week I ate 1000-1200 calories a day and worked out very heavily. at the end of the week was at 129, and had also lost 1% body fat! I was really excited so I continued doing that. This past week I have been eating about the same. I have also been exercising, except that instead of doing the elyptical machine, I have been running a lot. I've run 6 miles a day three times this past week!
I got on the scale tonight and I was 135 and my body fat had increased.
I was so excited about losing weight last week! what am I doing wrong, this just doesn't make sense! I have been exercising so much this week, biking, running, crunches.

please help, I felt so happy last week and now I feel even worse than before I started this whole thing (link)
How are you sure your body fat increased? Those scales aren't 100% accurate. And when you eat little , your body eats up muscle to change into fat. No person should lose 5 pounds in a week. If you do, that means you're losing muscle, not fat. The most you should be losing a week is 1 pound of fat. Eat 5 small meals a day instead of 3 big meals. Exercise. Make sure you aren't starving yourself. good luck.


okay, so i've always been pretty quiet in school and never had a really 'real' relationship. i had never even had my first kiss until 9th grade. but now i am kissing like a lot of guys and let some do other things with me and now some of my friends are just hooking me up with guys just cause the guys want to get some from me but it doesnt seem to bother me. its just weird how i changed so much over nothing. but is it all totally sluttish? this is a weird question but i really just need someone to tell me not to before i can actually consider it.

thanks for all your help. (link)
Yes. No offense. But that's the prime definition of a slut.


my name is ashlee and my middle name is marie, most people call me ash or ashlee. im sick of ash and i want a new nickname.i can be totally different then my real name and nothing stupid like ashlee marie or ashbo i want something cute and creative (link)
amy? like ashlee, and marie put together?


hi
can u get pregant if u are on birth control and using a condomn and he ejacuateing in me and
i am from va and im 18 and a female (link)
99.9% chance it won't. But there's still a .01% chance. Always pull out, use condums, and use birth control.


Ok so if you have sex in the jacuzzi, wouldnt water go up some hole? And doesnt the sperm swim around.. o_o

This might sound stupid but its major curiousity right now! (link)
Yes to all. If you're a girl some water will get in.


How would I know if I was unable to have babies? (link)
Go to the doctor. Easy as that.


do you think that when you make out with someone for the first time they can tell its your first time.. i meen ive hooked up with people before and all but im just curious my friends and i were talking about that (link)
If you're lucky, no you get it right on the first time. If you're unlucky, damn.


ok..so i was wondering if there was any way for me to whiten my teeth at home??i heard baking soda works, but its also bad for your teeth..so i definitely need some help =) (link)
Just get crest whitening strips. I hear they work really well.


ok at my school , the emo style and makeup is becoming really popular with the girls. they wear like striped shirts and jackets and heavy eyliner and eye shadow and that stuff. they also wear lite blue jeans with the white belts. just that kind of stuff. does anyone know what kind of websites i can go to ( that are for 13 year olds!!) that will show me those kind of clothes and makeup and stuff so i can buy them at the store?? thanks to everyone that replies!!!!! (link)
Emo/Scene? Im positive that most scene girls buy their stuff from target. No joke.


how can i possibly lose significant weight on my arms, stomach, and my legs, the latter without losing weight in my thighs?? thanx in advance for any tips =] (link)
You can't. When you lose weight, it does it from all areas at once. And anyways, why would you want to keep thigh fat? =P


wat are the girls supposed to do during sex? besides just lying there like what else?? (link)
Well, you either take it, unless you want to get on top. But if your having sex, you're not really going to be just lying there, unless you really aren't enjoying it.


what kind of merchendice does kroger carry? (link)
groceries and hygeiene and animal stuff. Maybe a pharmacy.


Last night my Mother threatened to leave. Now I'm afraid one night she just wont come back. I have an older friend that has offered to let me live with her not as a joke, but not wicked serios either. My Mom threatens to leave yet I can't.. (link)
What's the question here? What you should do to prevent her from leaving?

If that's it, you probably know why she's threatening. If it's your fault, you better show her how much you love her. You only have one mom. If it isn't your fault, well I don't know what you can do about it.


Ok so i just added some new friends on my myspace and i can see bulleteins from them. but when i go to click on theyre names or tthe bulletein it takes me back to my home screen or to their myspace which is still private. so then i tried adding them again and it said that theyre already my friend.

anybody experiencing this? (link)
Probably just a temporary problem. I'm sure Tom will send a message saying he fixed it soon.


okay so im 16/f & im in this driver's ed class & there's this guy i there with me that i like alott. & i started talking to him. & he looks at me sometimes & smiles at me & sometimes he teases me. but like he's really cool. and i asked him for his number & he gave it to me. well driver's ed class ends on saturday but im leaving on friday so should i just tell him on thursday cuz thats my last day that i like him before i leave to go on vacation? im not sure if i should im scared too. (link)
You only live once. I say yes.


I've heard that the breast size you'll get would be the same size that the women on your dad's side has. Is that true?
Sorry if that was kind of confusing, I didn't really know how to word it, lol.
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Of course not. And if you do, it's pure coincidence.


i am a little chubby.
not, like. REALLY overweight.
i think.

im about 5'2 and 103-105.

i really want to lose 5-8 pounds

so my first question is-

is that possible to do in 2 months or maybe a little less with proper diet and excersise?

&

what kind of diet and excersise should i do?

thanks in advance.
!
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If you want fast weight loss and have alot of will power, Go vegan, take protien drink every morning and everytime you go to bed, and do running or somethuing that will really make your heart beat fast for 40 minutes, 3 times a week. More if you feel you want to lose it faster. Remember, it's all about willpower.




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