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if you wear a bra to bed does it stop boob growth? wat about laying on your back? what helps them grow? i heard touching them ?!! thx
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All such things are myths. They'll grow as much as the grow. Squeezing, massaging, licking, or threatening them will not help any. They will take different amounts of time to grow. Some girls will have theirs at full size by 14, some will have to wait till like 20, but it'll happen. You should be happy with them however big they are, as should any decent guy you're with.


f/14

okay so the school talent show auditions are coming up soon and me and my friend have no idea what to do. for the past 2 years we've been the best ones there. the first year we did the napoleon dynamite dance PERFECTLY and it was so amazing then the second year we made up our own dance to "superstar" by toybox and that was pretty good too. but this year is our last year and we need something amazing to do but we really don't want to make up our own dance because it's better if we copy something like something from a movie. so do you guys know any popular movie with about a 3 minute dance scene in it? or has anyone come across a video on youtube with 2 people dancing to a fun up-beat song? thaanks in advance. (link)
How about the boxman dance by smosh, on youtube?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4


My friends tell me that I have big eyes but i think they are small and slight close together. Every time I do eyeliner on my top lid, my eyes look smaller. Is there a specific style to do eyeliner for eyes like mine? I want them to look a bit further a part and bigger or well.. something to 'open my eyes up' more. I dont know.. eyeliner smudged on under my bottom eyelashes looks better.

any websites? makeup videos to help me? (link)
http://beauty.about.com/od/makeuptrickstips/qt/eyeshadows.htm


okay so my brother austin said he was friends with this dude named tyler and they were tight and homies. Well i started to get interested in tyler and vice versa...well then austin said i know why he cant give you his number and i said why and he said because he has a gf and i said so and he said well he was playing you and i said he was flirtin no big deal and he said he is two timing his gf right now and i said and you know this because and he said because he told me and everyone knows but me apparently. and i said well and he said are you mad or sad and i said no it aint like we was dating and he was like oh well we aint that good of friends and he kept going lower on the friend deal and then i was like well friends with benefits for the summer for three weeks...hes in a different state. But i dont know i mean yeah. austin just might not want me dating his friends you know?? what do you think

and tyler is my cousins half brother on her dads side and i am NOT related to her dad --so am i related bc if i am i will kiss it goodbye!

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Your cousin's half brother... no, technically you're not related.

Um... if your brother doesn't feel comfortable with you dating his friend, then you have to decide what's more important to you. A family member, who will be your family member forever, or a guy who will be a guy for what, maybe a year if it works out at all? Your brother is more important to you, isn't he? Unless he's a complete jerk. Then go out with the guy to just piss him off. No, not really. Think about your brother first and boys second.


in fca he was there for like the first time EVER and when i walked in he stared at me and then i sat down and he smiled and i smiled back, then he kept on looking at me and then after like 5 times he talked to his friend Fitz and Fitz looked at me then turn around and patted cj on the back... he also brushed against me on the way out of the room...

now when i had class with cj he flirted with me BIG TIME but he had a gf..

well they broke up because she didnt want a relationship and now they are dating again?!?!

so whats going on??
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Maybe he's just some sort of unfaithful jerk. Stay away from guys that flirt when they have girlfriends, they could be trouble. If he has a girlfriend, you should get as far away as possible.


15/f ok so i really like this guy and i think he likes me back but he's just too complicated for me. we've never really talked before but just eyecontact and my friends tell me he always looks at me etc. and i used to date his best friend so i know him just a little bit but only talked once or twice. anyway im pretty sure he started liking me and i like him back. this is going on for over a year now. he's never had a gf and ive never had a bf. but he always makes me sad by his behaviour. i mean sometimes he notices me but then he just ignores me and makes me feel like shit. and i know hes doing it cos he wants to be cool but still. and basicly i know he's not that great and deffinetly not the best guy for me but i cant help liking him. im trying to get over him but i always think: what if it could be something AFTER ALL and im throwing it all away. you know what i mean? and i have my eyes on a nother guy who actually makes me smile a lot but i just dont seem to like him in that way. i dont get it, because i KNOW that if i like the other guy i'd be happy but i cant help liking HIM. i always seem to choose the guys who make me feel bad about myself and who are hard to get, and never like the sweet and kind ones :/
heeeelp
and please dont say that i dont really know him cos we've never talked. trust me we DO no eachother but i dont wanna spell it all out cos it'd be long. just trust me on this :) (link)
Right. Going back to the guys that always hurt you, that's called low self esteem. You don't need to take that. Spend more time with the guy whose nice to you. In time, he'll grow on you, and you'll forget about the mean one as the nice one makes you feel better about yourself. Seriously.


i don't get theres this guy who i'm kinda hooking up with sometimes but we're not dating or anything and he said no other guys can fuck me and then i said that that wasn't fair because he's been wanting to have a threesome for awhile and not only would he be fucking another girl..i'd have to watch. And then he got all mad at me and was like thats gross. So my question is why is it socially expected of girls to mess around with other girls and watch guys messing around with other girls but if a girl wants to try having (sorry for the straight fowardness) two cocks in her at once or just messing around with two guys at the same time (the guys don't even have to do anything to eachother) then guys get all pissed off and grossed out.

I guess thats kinda a stereotype but i've found that its much more common for guys to expect girls to have threesomes with 2 girls and one guy then 2 guys and one girl. Maybe its just me but i doubt it. (link)
It's not socially acceptable. Don't take that crap from a guy. It's a double standard, and don't even think twice anout walking away from that if he tries to treat you like an object. You do what you want, not what anybody else wants.


I'll summarize the story for you.

I like a guy. I don't know if he likes me back. My friend (our friend)(unbeknown est to me until a few days ago) told him that I liked him. He started chuckling nervously, and saying "No, I don't believe you. That's not possible."

A day or two later, that same friend talked to him again about it, going "Do you seriously not believe me?" And he goes "That's such a lie."

I was at this friend's house yesterday when she told me that she told him, so I figured that I needed to talk to him about it. I was going to call him, but that'd be weird, since he'd wonder where I got his number from.

So she texts him, and tells him that I am at her house, and we were messing around, etc. etc. Basically, just to give me a reason to text him. He responds back going "Whatever, haha, liar." My friend and him were texting for a while, then she asked him what he thought of me. That was yesterday night, and he hasn't responded back since.

I don't want my friend to annoy him, but I need to know what's going. He already seems slightly freaked out, for whatever reason, so I don't want to call and freak him out some more.

Help me, please!

And I've been trying to talk to him in school for the last day or two, but there has literally not been a moment for me to even ask. (link)
The answer below me is pretty good. Give him some space for a few days, (I totally know how long that can seem when you like someone, but pull through.) Keep talking to him, but don't bring it up. If after that time, it feels like he likes you, even a little bit, YOU tell him you like him and you enjoy hanging around him. I don't think leaving him questioning is a good idea, guys are complete morons when it comes to picking up signals.


i have clear braces and i brush my teeth after EVERY time i eat and i don't even get food in my teeth. i can never miss brushing my teeth i bring my toothbrush and toothpaste everywhere but yet my teeth are still yellow. WHAT SHOULD I DO!? it's impossible for me to brush them more than i already do and i don't know what else to do! (link)
Hi. I don't know about braces, but I've always had yellower teeth. I used those white strips for a bit, they helped. You should go see a dentist about it, that's their specialty.


okay well. basically i likED this guy. i might still i'm not really sure. but he's liked me on and off for like 2 YEARS. yes years. and i feel like that's a reallly long time. but anyways i finally started liking him a few weeks ago. but i'm not really sure if that's because i actually liked him or just because there was no one else to really like. see this is my problem i constantly feel like i have to like someone because it just keeps me occupied. i don't know. like before that i had a thing with this other guy and we got in a fight so i just went back to the guy that i know will always like me. it's bad i know. but see this guy is like one of my best friends and i can talk to him about anything and trust him with anything but it just frusterates me that i can't talk to him without him liking me getting in the way. because no matter what he always ends up liking me. so anyways we have been hanging out for a few weeks. we haven't hooked up or anything but i told him i would. he said he wanted to but he was like too scared to try. he thought it would ruin our friendship or something. anyways. im kinda changing my mind about liking him. but i don't really know how to let him down gently. help? (link)
Hey, listen. It sounds like you're not really sure what you want. And it would be really bad if you kept pulling this kid back and forth on a string. "I like you," "I don't like you." If he likes you and you keep doing that, you'll destroy his self esteem. You are looking for a boyfriend, this guy seems like he's really into you. Why don't you try to start slow with him and go out with him on one or two dates? If it's awkward, you'll have a good excuse to say it's not working, and you should go back to being friends. And if you actually like it, well that would be great, wouldn't it?


in the 2002 version of nancy drew what college is that? (link)
River Heights University


so my firend said that guys like asain girls, i asked why and she said its cuz their "tighter" im guessing tighter down there. Is that true? and do guys really care about that all that much? (link)
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Umm. Let's see. It's true that asian girls can be tighter down there, on average. I have to say though, I'm often quite the pervert, but I've never thought, that girl is asian, I HAVE TO DO HER. Haha, different people like different things. I guess there's guys out there that feel like that (stay away from them, they might want to spank your feet), but generally, no, most guys don't care about that at all. Girls in general are tight down there, and that's good enough for us.


So it happened on a Sunday when my friend called me and he is in the army. i was talking to him cause me and my boyfriend were fighting. i started to talk to his roommate and he was a good talker and talked me into sending him pictures of me that werent right for me to do. my boyfriend found out and we are broken up now but i live him so much and i know i made such a huge mistake but i want to fix things with him and i want to make him happy again. We both still really love each other but he wont get back with me. how can i get him to belive me when i say im sorry and i want to make things better? (link)
There's nothing that can hurt a relationship between two people more than mistrust. He needs time to pull himself together, and then once he has, if he loves you like you say he does, he will come to you and sort things out. If he sees too much of you while he is still in pain, it will make him feel worse about you. Give him space, but don't do anything like this with anybody during that time. Stay faithful.


I'm really in a huge trouble.

A week ago I just found myself falling in love with an 11 or 12 year-old boy(he won't tell me his age)

I'm 14.

I've been against having younger bf.

I donno what I should do.

How to deal with the situation.

We are quite close. his class is right next to mine.

And I really wanna know if he likes me too.

How do I do that?

I would really appreciate all your advises. (link)
Don't think about your age difference. Just think about this: Do you like him? It seems like the answer is yes, so you have to go for it. What's most important is how you feel, not what anybody else feels or thinks. So, if you decide you like him, you should tell him. You don't want to swallow your feelings. If you open up to him, it'll will be a lot easier for him to open up to you. If he does like you, he'll tell you, and that will probably end well. If he doesn't like you, at least you got it out, and you'll be able to get over him. And if anyone makes fun of you, it'll be because they're jealous that you had the courage to bear your soul to another human being. Trust me.


I really am good at math. Last year, we all took an algebra test to pick out students who would be in an advanced class for math the next year. I was one who was chosen. The issue is, even though I understand completely the ideas, on quizzes and tests I don't get 100's or A's any more because there are many word problems. I just can't seem to convert a math word problem to the basic skeleton. Is there any way I can get this all together so I don't have to worry about passing a subject that I actually understand and like? Thanks to anyone who can help. (link)
A lot of mathematicians face this problem. Word problems are real math though, you're not going to be out working in the real world and come to a "7(x + 3) = 24" What you need to do is study the basic concepts, and when you are actually reading the problem, take all the information the problem gives you, and list it along with what you need to find. For a simple example:

Today, Timmy got three pies at the market, for $3.00 each. He ate 2 and three-quarters pies and sold the last quarter pie for a quarter of the cost of a whole pie. How much money did he spend?

What do you know?
Bought 3 pies
Pie = $3
Sold pie for $3.00/4

What do you need to find?
Total money spent.

This example is obviously a lot simpler than anything you'll see, but if you just seperate the main information, and understand the concepts, you will have no problem.


hi,can someone please tell me all the bra sizes from biggest to smallest even if 20 people have wrote in can you write in too please to confirm thanks!!!! (link)
That's right. Cup sizes go from AA -> A -> B -> C -> D -> DD, and the distance around is usually 30, 32, 34 ,36, 38, 40, so the other guy is right.


I have this like obsessive thing about someone like jumping our fence and like knocking on the back door. It freaks the hell out of me, and I turn on the alarm for the house. I babysit at night for my little brother, and my dad doesn't like to have lots of lights on, so I have our two lamps on, and the dining room light dimmed. I don't know why I get so freaked out, maybe it's the whole Kelsey Smith thing, even though that happened awhile ago, and it was at Target. I remember watching the news the same day that the whole Kelsey Smith thing started, and they also said that there had been some break ins about 30 minutes away from the area that I live in.. why am I so freaked out? I go to the kitchen to make my brother's milk, and I have like this feeling that there's like someone on the deck, watching me. I know that might sound weird to you, but I don't know why I'm acting like this.. I guess it all started when my brother grew up (He's like 19 months old) and my mom wanted me to watch him from 4-10 (my dad and my mom work nights).

We have a small rectangular window above the kitchen sink, so when I'm doing the dishes, I do this thing where I glance up and look out the window, and think that someone's there..

What's going on with me? (link)
It seems to me it's just regular paranoia. There's nothing wrong with you. It happens to most of us after scary movies and such... you have a slighty worse case, but not much. You just need to calm down. Play some music, or put on a movie or something while you wash the dishes. It'll go away after a while.


16/f (Ten years of education)

I recently took a Wonderlic test at the University of British Columbia. The test says my intelligence is equal to that of someone with 16 years of education (Bachelor`s Degree). The counsellor said it was "remarkable," but what might that average as an IQ score? Is it relatable? I did not have enough time to get all of my questions answered, so any information you have about the Wonderlic test (I think it was the scholastic version) would be great. Thanks so much! =) (link)
well, your IQ is your mental age divided by your physical age times a 100. I'm not an expert, but it seems like your mental age is 22 and your physical age is 16, so your IQ would be about... 137.5, but I'm not expert. FYI, that's a pretty high IQ. It sounds about right.


so im not the prettiest apple on the tree. But I think I have a really good personality (corny, i know)
I'm really into theater. Obsessed with Broadway.
Yeah, are guys into that stuff and wouldn't mind my looks. Or am I a helpless case destined to be a nun??
14/f
I've never had a bf or someone to like me.
so what should I do?
guys answers very welcome! (link)
I'm a guy. Trust me, there's someone out there for everyone. I'm not a catch at all, and I've had girls. Just make sure to grab him when you see him, or you will regret it. Not literally grab, of course.


ok. i was just going on random webpages, and found this one.
http://www.guessyournumber.com/
how does it work, it always gets your number, no matter what.. its so weird. how does it do it. for those that are too lazy to try,
it shows you a list of numbers in dif. colors.
then you click the color your number is
then you choose a random color.
then you choose what house type thing your number is in
then you choose a crystal ball, and then
you choose the door your number is behind, and its always the numebr HOW DOES IT WORK, sorry this i slong. (link)
only one number of every color is in every house. simple.




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