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Q: theres this guy and i really like him alot. and i think he likes me too. i dont know if i should wait till he asks me out or if i should ask him out. i really like him alot im like in love with him. what should i do? he seems to like me but im not sure if he likes me like i like him. should i take my chance and ask him out? or should i wait till he asks me out?
Its a major turn on for a girl to ask a guy out. You should defantly ask him out. He'll like you more because of it. i know i would

Q: i need help, there's this guy i met online and he keeps stalking me and im getting scared. it all started out when he asked me to invite him to my webcam and im like sorry no bye, then hes like im gonna hack into ur computer, and hes sending me messages saying i know where u live, ill send ppl to ur house and thell rape u, well get it on tape and im starting to get scared. is that possible? could he have hacked into my computer from yahoo messenger? can someone help please
haha, chances are that this guy is not a hacker. Hackers in my opinion have other things better to do than bother girls. They have corporations to fry, and viruses to make. Just because he says he knows it doesnt mean he does. Just block the loser. If he "hacked" you, ud know about it. nething else happens past that ... let me know =D.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: ok, um i completely deleted my history and now i want it back, lol, um how the heck do i do that?! ne one, help please!
unless your the feds, or you can read binary code, there is no way in hell you can get it back. tuff luck dummy

Q: ok my friend i will call her "D" well she thiks that i am copying her, just because she died her hair and so did i aftre her, and that she painted her nails black and so did i... well its not that i am copying her its just that its in style. it is our first year of jr. high so we can die ou rhair anycolor and so every1 has therer hair a weird color and i died min epink and so she thinks i am copyign her
and i don't like who she likes ,
please give me help on how to talk to her nad work this out; i will rate u a 5!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg her hair died... did you have a Funeral for it? I am so terriably sorry.

Q: Do you all think that you are responsible for what you dream about? Like, lets say for example, you don't cuss or something...Well, are you responsible for that kind of stuff?
Dreams are a result of your brain filing away the current days events. Say you did math homework all day, chances are you'll have some sort of math dream or a dream involving numbers. Sleep is part of the learning process, and it process information while your body rests. Lack of deep sleep will lead to memory loss, due to the fact that there is not time to store and sort information input.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: Anyone a senior in high school? its so hard because of senioritis, anyone else have it, how can i get thru it, i dont want me GPA to lower, i want it to stay the same at least, if not for it to raise, help.
Being a graduated Senior of 2004 i have a few tips for you.
1. Do not skip school. This can do serious effects to your grades and cost you possabily a failure in the subject due to to many missed days.
2. Stay focused. Ya i know its senior year and your the "big dog on campus" but you must remember that you had to actually try hard to get here. Theres no reason to walk tward the touchdown line now, keep running and keep focused.
3. Never lose track of your goal. Seeing that you are atleast a little conserened with your grades, i would say that you actually care some what about how being a senior can effect you. What you must do is remember your goal. If its to get to college, then you must keep your grades up so you can get scholarships to support you through college. Even if your only goal is to pass high school, then take that into considerating, think about what you have to do to pass, and do it. It is very gratifying to walk onto center stage as your name is called, and your infront of all your friends and family, and to know that you actually did something on your own, and that this has opened a new window for you and you are now an adult.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: My Bf is really shy around me..if I try to talk to him or something he just kind gives me a thumbs up..i don't know if he just to shy to say something back or hes just doesn't care..I like him alot!! What do I do?

Sounds like me. Some people are talkative, some aren't. Maybe hes like me and isnt very talkative. Just pay him attention and stuff. Hes prolly laid back and relaxed. Its not that he dont love you, its that he just isnt a big talker. If hes anything like me, you could cuddle with him, poke him if u want him to talk, just flirt w/ him. Good Luck!!!


~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: on the first day of school i met this kid and he complimented me on a couple things because we have alot in common. every time we passed eachother in the halls he'd wave, smile, or say hi, and everyone said he def. liked me. well the past week he hasnt been even looking at me so i was getting upset, then i learned from other people that he has a gf who he's been with for a long time. well yesterday at church he sat behind me and he's like "YOU... YOU... i jerked off to you last night" and hes like "and you were the girl from my dream..." and i was like oh cool! and we started talking, and he was like "how come you never say hi to me in the halls anymore?"... so im confused i think he likes me but i dunno about his gf. what do you think?
Sounds like the typical guy. You didnt hear from him that he has a gf. Ask him, chances are hes broken off with her w/o anybody realizing it. Or hes just a big flirt. Either way .. ditch him, no reason to hang w/ that perv. Go over to the shy guy in the corner and talk to him. Trust me, youll get more feeling from him than this perv. He wasnt ur body, the shy guy wants ur heart. BIG difference

Q: Does anyone know a website where I can earn my high school diploma at home for free?
honey there is no such thing as free. Theres no way you can get it for free. Get used to it, Lifes not free.



~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: yaaaa soo i recently got hacked on neopets and lost everything...then i got it all back....im sick of playing the game and i have about 70,000 YES 70000 neopoints im willing to give away soo if you want send me your screename and pass and i can neofriend my stuff to yOU!!!! AND i have a friend WHO needs a CHEAT to get some (ok i lied ALOT) of money...anyone know how!!?


CAmi
Ok thats a really really bad scam. There is no way anybody with half a brain cell would give you their password. Idiot. And for almost everybody elses responce: I play neopets and im 18. My friends boss and everybody that works with them plays neopets. Their ages range from 15 to 89. Neopets is a fun and safe way to pass your time. So Dont be dissin my pets.

Q: I'm thinking of selling my old computer. It's a 486 with 4 megabytes of RAM running windows 3.11. How much should I be asking for it?
LMAO. Either keep it n mess w/ it or just dump it. lol its not worth anything. I dont think id even keep it o_0. Scrap it maybe, keep the floppy, video, sound, maybe the power. I doubt it even has a cd-rom but if it does then you can keep that. You could maybe sell that to get a total of like 5 bucks. But ... ya ... chances are u wont get much.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: Okay ... my boyfriend and I have never met. Hes 18 and im only 14. I love him more then anything in this entire world and would do anything for him, but my parents dont like this. They don't even know we havent met :/
Hes coming to see me soon and then hes moving down here. But the fact that hes not here gets in the way of me being happy that im with him. I feel like im stuck in place, and im just "waiting", and waiting on nothing. I know that he loves me, and that i love him but this is killing me. Should i wait it out?
Chances are you met this guy through the internet. I would advise you to dump him right now. because he prolly isnt what he says he his, as a matter of fact he is prolly some 90 year old guy. Its your life and its your desision, but i suggest dropping him, ive been through it before, take my advice before you get hurt.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: i know this may sound stupid but what the heck is masterbating?
Masterbation is when you touch yourself. Like if your a guy, you stroke your penis until you orgasim or cum. If your a girl, you play with your clit or finger yourself until you reach orgasim. It's perfectly natural, and i prefer it to realive stress.


~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: i think i mite be a lesbian, i catch myself looking at gils as well as guys at school and when my friends come over when they sleep i cant help but think what it would be like if they come on to me, what would i do? HELP!
dont worry about it. Its normal to wonder about stuff like that. If you like both guys and girls technally that makes you bisexual. Go out and have fun with it, dont hide it. No reason to turn down natural instinct. just be you and things will take its course. Theres nothing wrong with being bisexual or a lesbian.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: ok well.. my boyfriend asked my if we could have mutual oral.. BUT i dont know wut it is!! some1 help me to know wut hes sayyin!! i need to kno!!
thx..xo0ox
it could mean that he wants to eat you out then he wants you to give him head. or you could do it at the same time in a 69 position. Either way, basicly he wants you to suck his dick and he wants to eat your pussy. ... have fun love birds

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: i like cheerleading and i tried this website and it went to a cheer-porno website so i clicked out but now all these popups are coming up and its been like 3 days so how do i get the porno pop ups to stop without getting a popup blocker?
try downloading from www.google.com :
spy sweeper and ad-aware

Your problem may be that you just have spyware. The only true way to get rid of it is with a spyware remover. And if you plan on looking at the sites again, i suggest keeping the software, its free and it really does help.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: ohhh my gaw guys im getting sooo annoyed...everytime im on advicenators it always comes up with this thing that says internet explorer has to close..its always been like that..but i was wondering if anyone elses does or if my computers just gay or what?!?!!

*jesikuh977
Chances are you have a virus, or spyware. Try to download a few of theses and zap the problem:

go to www.google.com and search for:

ad-aware

spybot search and destroy *make sure that the page has flags on top, because the other one is a virus*

Spy Sweeper

~*~The wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: For a music (or really anything) downloading site I want to use WinMX because my mom and some friends do. I just got an mp3 player. What are the benefits of using it? Will I get caught for illegal downlading or something?

Sorry if this didn't make much sence, I wrote it in a hurry.
I use Winmx quite a bit. 1. U wont get caught, dont even worry about that. 2. Ive tried alot of the other programs and winmx is easier than most of them, and it doesnt come with spyware. I stand protected on anything have, so with any downloader it would be smart to get some protection, but my opinion is, get Winmx, its the better program.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

Q: hey..i wanted to know if anyone new any cool online games to play..anything at all..thanx byebye
theres a ton of games at :

www.newgrounds.com
www.shockwave.com
www.candystand.com
www.kontraband.com

those are just a few. hope ya like them

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

P.S. www.newgrounds.com and kontraband.com have dirty stuff on it too, just so you know.

Q: hi. i'm a 16/f and when i masterbate, i think of girls. i look at pics of girls. not guys, girls. but i still like guys!! am i..gay?
Naw u aint gay. Its normal. Dont worry about it. =D.

~*~The Wonderful Wizard of Dozz~*~

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