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im beth. im 13. ive been through a lot. but i won't go into that. im here to help YOU.

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Whats a good way to have fun in such boring classes? Almost all of my classes are so boring, and we cant talk, and if we do then we get moved or whatever. So I get bored exteremly easily. I'm in high school, and everyone says that middle school is like totally fun and they are so hyper. But in high school everyone is soooo BORING. I just want to have fun again. I like to talk a lot. Just what can I do to get the party started??
i rate 5's (link)
pass notes?
me and my friends have thought of really creative ways to pass them and not get caught.
uhm, meet at the pencil sharpener, one time me and my friends were passing in them in my perfume holder thing. haha. uhm we put them in books and if the teacher says something be like "she/he was letting me look at something it said in her book", or something that you would say.
or in a folder and think of something to say like with the book, like you were copying notes from when you were out.
im def. sure there are other ways i cant think of right now, or i havent thought of.
you and your friends can think of some (:
haha, hope i helped.


What do u do when a misunderstanding occurs, how do u get a friend to realize that it is was misunderstanding and to trust you again.
Thanks (link)
just simply tell them the truth.
that it was a misunderstanding.
tell them what you thought was going on and ask them what they thought.
and make sure everything you say is the absolute truth.
they probably wont trust you again right at first, but they will soon grow it back.
(:


so my friends and i are getting really bored just hanging out at my house. so we want to go out. we want to go to a club so i was wondering if anyone knew of any teen clubs.

~ages 14-18~

thank you! (link)
it depends where you live, so maybe a little more specifics.
mm. where i live, we go to tonic. (:


i love bottom apple jeans but i dont noe where to get them

f/14/salem oregon
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www.applebottoms.com

www.ebay.com

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me and my boyfriend dry hump kind of a lot, and one time we did and he had boxers and athletic shorts on and i had just my underwear and stuff.. I have 3 days until it'll be a month since my last period. I almost always get my period 4-8 days before its scheduled on the exact day (i.e. the 6th), and we're kind of freaking out. i was wet down there and obviously he was a little bit too. i dont think it is, but is it possible to get pregnant from that? (under MY circumstances i mean)
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dont listen to haley.
the 'sperm dies when it hits the air' theory is a copmplete MYTH.
i dont think anyone can be completely sure if you're pregnant, unless you get tested.
so go to a drug store and buy one, they arent difficult to use. it can tell you your answer alot better than any of us ever could.
(:


this weekend i was with my brother and some of his friends and we were all driving around in my new car a 2007 escalade. I was driving adn it was raining and late at night and i have only had my license for about 3 months. we were coming around the corner and hit another car totaling mine and theirs. right away my brother took the blame for it and told me not to worry about it since he has been driving for a few eyars now and wouldnt get in as much trouble as i would. since the other car didnt see i was driving it worked out fine but now i feel awful that he took the blame for this but i know that if i came forward my parents would kill me. they are making him pay for a new car and he is grounded for like a month and i keep telling him that i will tell them but he wont listen to me what should i do (link)
i think that, going by my morals, you should fess up.
it might get you in alot of trouble. but it would clear your conscience, and you would feel alot better.
your parents might 'kill you' now, but in the end they will know they can have mroe trust in you to tell the truth.
trust is a big thing with parent relationships.
if i were in your situation, i would tell my mom or dad when your brother is there and tell your brother beforehand what youre going to say.
also make sure to tell them that none of it was your brothers fault. you will probably be in trouble for a while, but it will turn out for the better in the end.
because if you dont tell them now, they will find out later, its pretty much how parents are.
good luck, hope i helped (:


my boyfriend and i talk on the phone every day. but, last week we didn't get to talk for differnet reasons. it was nothing bad, just like things we had to do and before we knew it, it was really late at night. so, on sunday, he says he called me in the morning, but i didn't get the call. then, yesturday we were talking ont he phone, which i had called him from my aunts phone, and he asked me what time he could call me. so i told him like in an hour. so i'm watching tv and within two hours, there's a little light on my phone and when i go check it, it says "you have one new voicemail message." "you're message has been deleted" so, now i'm really mad because i couldn't hear the message and today i'm still waiting for his call, but i don't know what to do?? i'm so confused.. does anyone have any advice that could help me..... thank youu!! (link)
i think the next time you talk to him explain whats happening with your phone so he doesnt get mad, and try and schedule time you can talk to him.
like, instead of watching tv, call him and chat for a while.
(:


OK i got my first period in august 2004 so i have had it now for near on 3 years, it has always been regular and near on on time give or take a few days.

Well it was due to come around the 27th of April (last month) and still isnt here.

I know all that stuff about what can cause it to be late like stress and change in diet etc etc..

Im not and have not been stressing over anything lately, diet has not changed, i am not worrying about it being late and have not been sexually active...

Is there anything that could be wrong?
Like what else could it be?
I am not trying to think the worst of it but i would just like to know.. hopefully you understand what i am asking (link)
i think you should def. go to the doctor, because most likely nobody over the computer can diagnose whats wrong. (:


I used to have a myspace, but somehow my parents found it(im not really sure how...i'll bet they looked me up, they are psychos like that) and made me either A. delete it or B. let them look at it whenever they want. They were afraid I was gunna get like raped or something because all of this hype about it in the news. At the time I just decided to delete it. But, now I want to get it back again. So, im wondering, is there a way that I can have a myspace where my parents wont be able to find it? Thanks alot! (link)
i suggest not making one and hiding it from them.
because eventually, they WILL find out.
i think parents hav super-powers?
mm. weird, i know (:

hope i could help.


i have had a boyfriend for about two years now and during the time have cheated on him several times. I think I love him but am not completely sure since I keep doing this. btw I think he is catching on and I dont know what to do. Any suggestions on how to cover my a#@??? (link)
to stop from getting caught.










dont do it?


okay first off im 14/f.
so i masturbate alot..
and i mean i can get myself "happy" (you kno what i mean) but i do not orgasim.
i mean its to the point were i kinda am and kinda not.
is there anything i can do//use to make it even better.
i mean i orgasim when my boyfriend fingers me and stuff.
but for some reasson cant give myself one.
anyone have any thing i can try (link)
mm. maybe pay attention to what your bf is doing.
and copy him. since you orgasm from that.
and ive read somewhere that some women just cant orgasm on there own.
its perfectly normal.
hope i could help (:


I have to read this book for schoo, but I'm too lazy. How do I motivate myself to get this done? Thanks! (link)
mm. im usually too lazy to get things like this done too.
first of all make sure when you're reading its not in a room with distractions. so away from t.v, computer, friends.
maybe sitting in your yard on a bench?
lets say you have to read 5 chapters in a week, just read a chapter a day.
maybe ask your teacher for some tips on how much to read a night.
just make sure you spread it out, because if you dont you'll get bored sitting there for hoursss.
haha, hope i could help (:


OK, the reason I said that I don't know what to do is very simple. I'm bi, and I kow the guy I like (we'll call him Seth) is bi. The reason I don't know if I should ask him out is because our other friend is also bi. Well, he likes Seth, but Seth won't go out with him because they live on seperate continents. Me and Seth live only three hours away from each other, and I want to ask him out. The only problem is the other guy gets really mad at Seth and the person he goes out with (in that case would be me). I dont know, should I ask him out or should I just let it go. This may help, I am a 15/m, and Seth is turning 15 in October (my birthday already passed). Thanks in advance! (link)
i say, just ask seth out.
who cares about the other guy.
but im not sure if i read your question completely correctly. it was kinda confusing.

hope i helped (:


( . Y . )

some guy sent that on aim and i'm not sure what its supposed to be a picture of. looks like boobs but whats the Y? thanks! (link)
the Y is the cleavage. lol :p


me and my mom havent been talking to eachother for the last few days
and when i try we always end up yelling at eachother
it started because she got out of work early to see me at my track meet and i kinda told her to leave
i know it was mean and i regret it
But i dont think apoligizing will work?
is there any ideas ?? (link)
i think that pretty-much, all moms are the same.
and although my mom would be really madat first, if i appologized, even if she doesn't forgive you at first, she will.
you just have to give her time to get over it.
she will eventually, shes your mom. you're her child, she can't NOT forgive you (:

hope i could help.


ive wanted this job ever since i was little.
i finally got an interview for tomorrow.


but im really nervous.
there are 2 other people interviewing also.

and im afraid im gonna screw it up.



any tips?


16/f (link)
mm. maybe it'll help a little if you say what job it is (:
but uhm, i think that you just need to relax. esp if you've wanted this for a while, im sure you're prepared.
good job on getting the interview. most people dont do what they've wanted to do since they were little.
good luck, sure you'll do fine (:

hope i could help.


hey

my skin just all of a sudden got really dry
and its like peeling
its gross like crusty looking
ive used moisturizer and it works for about 20 minutes and then i have to re apply it.
does any one have any ideas on how to hydrate my skin or should i just go to the doctor?

thanksss :) (link)
i say go to the doctor because it could be more than just dry skin.
like, i have a skin condition, psoriasis, and it sounds a little like that? not sure though.
but i think you should go to the doctor for sure, even if it might just be that you need more moisture (:

hope i could help.


ok so i don't really know what kinda eyeshadow i should wear. i wanna look really misterious if you know what i mean xD
ok so i have really long black hair until my ass. xD and i have really dark brown eyes ..pretty much black. i am very pale though and i'm ok with that. i just need some tips. and is there any good lipgloss color that would look good on me?
thx

xxx (link)
okay for your eyes go to here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0NkeFxTX8A

and for lip gloss i would say clear or a light pink color would work great on you. (:

hope i could help.


are these real juicy handbags?

http://www.bag-maker.com/juicy-couture/juicy-bag/juicy-008B.asp (link)
i dont think you can really tell unless you see them in person, but i would say so. guessing.


I am 13/F and I want to redecorate my room for high school. I dont have a high budget so I was wonderring if anyone had ideas of things I could MAKE for my room that would look cool. I love polka dots and the colors lime green/blue if that helps. Thank You (link)
okay so heres how i did my room.
my fav. colors at the time were lime green/pink.
so i did every other wall pink and green. and the green walls had pink polka-dots and the pink walls had pink polka-dots.
i of course, loved it at first. but now i absolutely hate it.
so i suggest that you dont do your room your fav. colors because seeing them everyday on your walls makes you become sick of them.
(:




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