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let's see. my name is ken. i'm 18 years old, high school graduate. i love cats and piercings.
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ok my birthday is comming up and i want to have a sleepover at my house. im inviting like..10-12 people and i need to think of some fun things to do and like..some games to play. my mom can`t spend A TON on the party tho..because she got me a digital camera for my birthday. so if anyone can help that would be awesome! thankss in advance:) (link)
you should rent 2-3 movies, one of them being scary and another one being funny. buy popcorn and be prepared to order pizza. if the movies get boring you can:
1. get toilet paper to wrap a house [always fun]
2. play hide and seek [sounds stupid but its really fun outside in the dark]
3. if you have a trampolene, jump on it
4. play board games/video games


I purchased a black 5GB zen micro from the Discovery store 2 months ago. I went to charge the battery yesterday and after a few hours I went back and it didn't charge at all. So I check the connection and all that and it seemed fine. But it wouldn't turn on. The only way it would even light up is if I took out the battery then put it back in. But now it won't even do that. So my question is: Is my battery completly dead or am I doing something wrong. Also should this be covered under warranty since I got it less than 2 months ago. Where can i even get a battery without having to send my Micro out somewhere (link)
you should go to the place where you bought the zen micro from [unless its from like walmart or target] and ask someone who works there whats wrong. they should have an answer and will replace it with a new one if theres something wrong with yours. keep in mind to bring the zen micro with you to the store so that they can possibly find out whats going on.


Me and my best friend (We're both girls, 15) don't know what do for her boyfriends sixteenth birthday. They've been together for, say, two years, and we have noo idea what to do for him. We live in Saudi Arabia, so we are kind of restricted here. Like. We cant go to an amusement park or something e_e. What do we do? (link)
i think that since you dont have anything like amusement parks she should just take him out to go bowling or whatever and pay for everything [like the food and shoes and what not]. and it doesnt have to be bowling, it can be anything fun like seeing a football game or something. also, she should get him a gift. like if they both always talk about the black eyed peas then she should get him their CD. just tell her to think about their inside jokes and what they talk about a lot and to buy something that has to do with that. if she is still stuck she can get him a giftcard.


Question for guys: If you were married to a woman that you could barely stand, was mean to you and had nothing in common with, why would you stay? Oh yeah, and you had no kids together. I'm asking because I know a guy in this situation, he admitted the relationship has been dead for two years and he still stays with her. (link)
hey. well theres only 2 answers that i can come up with:

1. he doesnt want to be alone. he is scared of being out on his own and without someone to be with.

or

2. his religion does not allow him to divorce unless hes abused or cheated on (like christianity, for example)

of course, he may have his own reason, or has not considered leaving the woman. maybe you only see 1/2 of their life, and the 1/2 you dont see is when they hold eachother and have conversations and stuff like that.

hope i helped!

edit: FYI-i did not copy the other persons answer!


What does it mean to be outspoken? Like examples and definition.. (link)
outspoken means you talk about what you believe (not necessarily religiously). for example, if you think drugs are bad and tell everyone you think drugs are bad, you are outspoken...at least thats what i THINK it means.


i'm 15 & female, and i think i have a problem, this may be a little long, but i promise i rate high for good answers. I lost my virginity when i was 14, yes i know a little young, please don't lecture. but it was my boyfriend & mine's first time. after that we ended up having sex 7-8 times, within 7 months. but for some reason, i couldn't ever get an orgasm? sometimes, i had to even fake it, just because i was afraid he was waiting too long. i just figured that maybe he was finishing too early or something? But then him & i break up, and i get a new boyfriend, to whom i've had sex with twice. and he knows that my old boyfriend never got me an orgasm so he tries, so hard. and we even last 2 hours, yet he can never get me one either? sometimes i think it's because of the way i masturbate. i can't seem to get an orgasm by fingering myself, but by only rubbing really fast. i don't know if something is wrong with me? is there anything that i can do, to help me get one faster? please help! (link)
hey. well many women do not get an orgasm just by having sex. in fact, i think more than 70% of women dont. however, more women DO orgasm when a guy performs oral sex on them. so nothing is wrong with you. =)


Ok well im moving and we are finally buying a house. My parents said that we could buy 2 dogs a dog that stays small and a larger dog maybe like a retriever or something. well i get to choose what kind of small dog we want and i need some help, any ideas? also any ideas for names?
thanks for any help!
X to the O (link)
i know the PERFECT small dog! i have one and its sooo cute. its white and soft and small. anyways its pronounced like "koo-voz" sorry i dont know how to spell it but theyre very cute and energetic. =) [the pure breads are VERY expensive, like over $1000. but if it isnt pure "koo-voz" then it should be much cheaper]

hope i helped!


O.K. I get on my Xanga like, every day and lately there have been problems with it. Just now, I got into it and all the HTML codes that I had placed in my header were visible and none of them were working. I don't know if someone logged into my name or just... there is a website flaw. I have no clue... If someone has experienced this or knows whats going on with Xanga, please answer ASAP. I need to know.
P.S. My login name for xanga is x_pink_x109 if you want to see what happened to see if there is any way to fix it! I'm really upset because I worked on my site for a LONG time. The glittery, animated background is still there but everything else (my music box and more) is not working! I'm kind of alarmed about this because I have no clue if someone found out my password and sabataged it or what! It's terrible and I'm afraid I'm going to mess it up if I try to fix it! What is going on?!?!?!
Luv Kayla!
13/f (link)
thats actually not uncommon. the most common things that cause this are:
°bad sources you got the codes from [i recommend www.xanga.com/redchevylayouts_x3 for codes]
°your adding way to many things to your site [ex: you have a music player and Pacman and a cool cursor and a wizard and...]
°you gave someone your password

hope i helped!


Hi. Well, I'm in the 8th grade (female) and I live in Maryland. Well, I am taking a Science and Tech exam to get into this highschool. Anyway, I'm having some trouble with analogies, because most of the words I don't understand sisnce they are so unfamiliar. So if anyone could give me a heads up on what books to study for or other resources to explore (internet, video, etc.) that can help me improve on analogies to help me pass the test with a really good score so that I can be excepted into the school. Also, if anyone has tooken this test and can tell me how it was like (like was it hard or easy) that would be awesome! Thanks! (link)
It's very easy to learn 2 vocabulary words a day. There's a book I have that has flashcards in it of about 590 common SAT vocabulary. All I do to memorize vocabulary quickly is write some words with their definitions on my hands so whenever I look at them during the day [which is quite often] I review what each word means. You cannot just be able to recognize and understand analogies to complete them well; you need to know your vocabulary.


13/f

at my school im not socially accepted and i dont no why this is my second year here and im not trying to be cocky but im really pretty, and im nice, but im not socially accepted for some reason. ps i go to a private school. But anyway my ex-best frieend goes to the same school i do and she thinks shes miss all taht or w.e and there are about 16/40 kids in my calss that i get along fine with its jsut the people who don't like me always hang out with those people i get along with. there is this one person who always picks on me saying that im annoying when to tell you the truth im really not. I have had a really hard life so far, and i don't want to see a therapist or anything, but today after school i was crying because im not socailly accepted and i really like the school and all, but some of the kids there are so mean to me. also does neone know some good combacks/stand up for yourself or nething
ps i would switch schools but i cant
ps there are only 2 other schools around me (one is a sorta druggie school, the other school i dont no)
ps what should i say to the person who keeps on saying omg your annoying get the hell out of here, etc

please help me i willl rate
please answer all my questions thats in my story and the ps ones (link)
hey. im really sorry that you are not socially accepted at your school. that can be very tough and discouraging. however, there are many things you can do to make new friends. for example, participate in school activities [like clubs, sports, football games]. you can meet many new people by doing that. how? go up to a person who seems to be alone like you and introduce yourself. if you do that you just found someone to say hey to in the halls! [you can also do this with a group of 2-3 people] as for the person who calls you annoying, just call him/her a bitch. im serious, too. just say "bitch" or "shut up, bitch!" it will make you look self confident, which people like. also, find something wrong with the person who calls you annoying. is he overweight? does he have tons of acne? is he a nerd? does he have a lisp? etc. then use that against him.

i hope i helped! GOOD LUCK! dont feel bad or cry, its only middle school. and whatever you do, dont switch schools [its harder to meet new people then]



where can i find colorful clothes (or japanese street fashion sort of style) at without the stores name written all over it? :\ i live in CA,USA. (link)
i have no idea really but the closest stores i can come up with are places like target and walmart. sorry. [i wanted to be nice and answer your question because no one else did]




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