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Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.



I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.



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I got note pad document that include thousand of characters.I want write a program using visual basic that I can get each duplicate numbers in to a list box and display what are the duplicates in it?how will I do it (link)
Please don't come to advicenators (of all places) to get help with your Visual Basic homework.

The fact that you barely have a grasp on English grammar definitely doesn't make me want to answer the question any more, either.


every friend i have, i talk about, except one who is a grade younger than me. i talk good things about her but sometimes she can really make me mad and sometimes i get teased cause shes only in 6th grade and i need to "get some friends my own age". there this girl i really like in my grade but im like the only person in my skewl that likes her, and im trying to fit in so i pretend i dont really like her. i talk about everyone. its really bad! im a real bitch. i want a best friend. its pathetic!

please tell me what i can do. thank you (link)
I'd tell you my advice, but you never asked a question.

You sound like a really horrible person. As soon as I saw that you were good friends with someone unpopular and wanted to hide that, I've decided you are the queen of bitches. You are in 7th grade, not like it will ever make a difference what grade you are in, but once you *hopefully* grow up, you will *again, hopefully* find out that having good friends is far better than popularity.

I can't believe she is still your friend. I wouldn't be, that's for sure. If you want to make good friends, stop working so hard to be popular, and focus on (oh boy this is a tough one) YOUR FRIENDS.


hey boys this is ilovepink101..well im in the 8th grade and i need advice from the boys..
ok theres this guy i like his name is garrette..and i told him i liked him a couple of weeks ago..and he just totally started acting alot nicer and flirting..ALOT!!and i always wanted to ask him if he like me..but you know im kinda shy..but im the kinda gurl that i dont care what people think about me and my realationships..but garrett is a whole diffrent story..he cant go outr with girl like me because im not a jock or a prep..and he carse what his friends say about me..and i dont know what to do..so a coulple of days agao i told him ilkied him..and he said i know!i wasnt suprised..but im like do you like me..and hes said no..so heres my question..!!
he always touches me and puts his hands down my shirt and he gave me a kiss on the cheek and he just always FLIRTS WITH ME ALWAYS!!and i want to know if this sounds like he liks me..but he said that were just friends with benefits!!but i think he likes me!!and do you think i shouild sit around waiting for him evn though he dont supooslvley"dont like me"????i rate 5's on anyone..i just need help..helllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppp!!
love always,
*ilovepink101*>Bridgette (link)
"puts his hands down my shirt"

That's flirting? O_o

Friends with benefits means he doesn't actually care to be in a relationship with you, but if you offer sex, he's all over that. He really doesn't like you. I think him saying "no" specifically, and then acually saying "friends with benefits" is a pretty cut and dry case.


ok some kid that i used to be friends with now i am not he got my phone number and he calls my house acting alll stupid and curses also i dont want my parents picking up and him curseing at them cause i wont be grounded for like ever.. what can i do to make him stop calling i rate 5s (link)
Tell him to stop calling you. If he doesn't, get a restraining order.


Ok so I've known this guy (we'll call him Jay) for about 3-4 months now and I reallllyy like him!! And one of his friends told me the other night that he liked me too and was wondering if I was feeling the same. And Jay asks for hugs from me alot and he really sqeezes me hard and he won't let go for a long time, you know? but I don't know if he's for real or if he's just doing this..and the other thing is his girlfriend from 3 years ago is around him alot..and he dosen't really talk to her but shes REALLy pretty..and he still might like her. maybe not. And today I was really mean to him because I didnt' know how to react to him liking me you know? no hugs, yelled and him, and yea i really regret it now. but i need help on what to do!! i rate 5's!! (link)
Just because his ex is around him a lot doesn't mean that he still likes her. There's a possibility that she just wants him back for whatever reason.

That is an extremely confusing reaction. He probably really did like you. Best you can do is try to ask him out before you make him hate you.


how do i tell my mom im prenant (link)
"Mom, I'm prenant."




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