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Hey dude
im the one who wanted to know wat she could ask her jackass friend to do tht he wouldnt,
he didnt hump the cop naked but he did hump a pole naked in the middle of town at 6:00 and he asked a cop wat a handjob was just thought you'd like to know.
(him and his m8 also got arrested and falsly charged for shoplifting and spent 3 hours in seperate cells they took his HAT!!! he only has 11 of them you know!)
Oh and by the way i think your really sexy and funny
wish_piskie XxX (dont worry i am female lol)

Ha. That's great.

Nobody'll touch a cop.

That's a guranteed no-no... UNLESS YOU'RE CRAZY!

Thanks for the compliments.

I'm glad you had fun with your friend.

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i hate boys...why do they feel the need to tear out my heart and rip it to pieces?! >:0 :(

I think it stems from you not puttin' out.

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I need to find an online place were i can learn gutair notes and all that

MXTABS.NET

Yay.

They have all kinds of tablatures.

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im sry i just picked this category cuz its where most people go. but somhing weird just happened. i was out bak and itss very dark cuz its like 9. and i look at the woods in my yard and.............i saw something. ....i dont want 2 believe wat i saw cuz peeps wud tthink im wweird....but i saw a pair of bright...hypnotic...red eyes. now im the kinda guy who think movies like signs and the mothman prophocies r wicked gay. i dont get scared by hem i getbored. but as i stared at these eyes i felt llight headed andd i kept hearing this sharp,crackly sound coming rom he eyes. then it all of a sudden took off!!i jumed up in the air i saw its shadowy silouhette in the sky. it reminded me alot bout mothman. but i live in Mass. this has really freakedd me out. should i tell som1?

Mothman does exist.

He's been sighted in Oregon as well.

Then there's always the infamous Jersey devil.

Maybe it was el chupacabra. It sucks blood from goats.

There are all kinds of possibilities...

Tell people.

Who cares if they think you're a freak?!

Well, you might, but you saw what you saw it.

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Hey Does anyone know how to get rid of dark circles under the eyes. I want to know about stuff that i can make at home. Or something that i can buy that doesnt cost too much

In my opinion, dark cirlces under the eyes are hot.

Though for my portraits, I put toothpaste in the black areas and it cleared my face of the ghastly look I used to have.

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I have allway wanted a pet chicken do you think they are a good pets ? cuz my family is thinkin about movein to a fram like in 3 year and i just wanted no if they would or not :)

I love my chickens.

I have cock fights all the time.

They're highly illegal, but they're something to do on a sunday night.

Anyway, if your cock dies, you can always have some breasts, or legs, maybe even a thigh.

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K Here's the deal. I recently went to tx to see my dad's side of the family 4 the first time. When i got there my 17 y\o female cousin gave me a tour of the yard as per my uncles request. A wasp flew down her shirt and a so as not to get stung on her boobs she lifted her shirt briefly exposed herself to me. I turned around out of respect but i still saw. And i liked it :(
my question is, that wrong. i mean shes very attractive and a total stranger to me. I mean i would'nt feel that way about any of my cousins that iv know 4 many years.

please help me AIM: MicroSurjj88 email: loser1588@hotmail.com
THNX, Microsurjj 16 Y\O

Dude, who cares?! You just saw some boobies on a hot chick!

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im trying to lose about 10 pounds and i just cant.. its hard for me to stay on a diet and not eat junk foods and when i do exercises.. nothing happens-- im 120 if that helps? can anyone please tell me ways to stay on a diet!! thanks in advance-- i rate well

Go on a laxative diet.

It'll help you lose weight.

I recommend that you'd also drink lots of water, since diarrhea dehydrates you.

Water- No sugar, no calories, no carbs!

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Hey! I wanna dye my hair before i go back to school my hair is brown with like blondish color in it but you can hardly tell! I dont know what color to dye it. If you have any colors that would look good please post back! I also have a picture if you wanna see lol. My aim sn is - Pinkispimpin029

I say BRIGHT PINK. LIKE NEON PINK! Since PINKISPIMPIN'.

If you don't know what color you wanna dye your hair, maybe you shouldn't consider dying it.

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i've asked other people before but do u have any idea's on how to stop cutting because i've tried everything and i still do it. please help me, if u can anyways =(

Well I see cutting as a way to get anger out.

If you are doing it to be suicidal thats different.

I think that there is nothing wrong with cutting, if its just away to express yourself.

You can get help from your doctor if it bugs you that bad.

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ok i have a question for you cuz ur a guy n u know shit n stuff. ok im 15 n im like in love with this kid robert. but i dont have a chance with him AT ALL. so i kinda started liking this kid chris who i now have a big crush on. but the thing is my best friend likes chris. now chris doesnt like her but he said he kinda liked me. is it wrong that im liking him? u can write back to me at my column or im me... xolilcutie186ox

No, it's not wrong for you to like him.

People's feelings change all the time, and they know no boundaries.

If your friend is a real friend she won't interfere with you and chris.

If she does make out with him on her porch.

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what do girls do 2 get ur attention?

Show me their boobs. Just Kidding.

They are just themselves.

All guys like girls that laugh at their jokes, even if they arnt funny.

Also girls get my attention by Smiling.

And showing me their boobies.

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My friend and i have been best friends for a really long time but now i think i am losing her to a girl she used to not like but now does for some reason my friend thinks she has to lie to me about what they r doing this new girl is really nice and i love her to death but i dont want to lose my best friend to her how shud i handle this shud i talk to her about it and let her know how i feel or shud i just let her have some space???

walk up to her and bitch slap her. Just kidding.

tell your friend what you told me. She'll understand.

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ok i am deciding to ask you this since you are a guy...do u have any tips on giving head?? also, when a guy comes, will it hit the back of my throat and make me throw up? please give me some tips

Well you got to start up with a little teeth, bite it not to hard though just enough for him to feel it. Tickle his balls. And in between the balls and anus theres a patch of land, called the procenium or also known as the gooch and help him out with his orgasm you push that up about an inch. And if you really want to surprise him, slip one in the stink. And no it doesnt make you throw up, might make you gag

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ok the other day my fnrds bf told me that my bf said how "his boobs are bigger than mine" and that hurt. I dont know if i should not like him or what b/c i mean i dont see how he can say that when he always looks at them and touches them does that mean he doesnt like them or what?? what should i do?

Its just his way of acting like he doesnt like them, but when he really does.

I do it all the time with my girlfriend.

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ok i have a bf that lives about 45 minutes away but i get to see him about every other day and talk to him everyday but when i was talking to him he told me how he used to be a player but he is trying to setttle down and he wants to with me but i am worried that when school starts back up he will cheat on me b/c i wont get to see him as often and then he will have all those opportunites but when i told him that he said no b/c noone good is at my school and i really like you so i wouldnt do that but how can i be sure that he really likes me???

Give him a chance.

Trust his word.

People do change.

If you hear of one slip, can his ass.

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i want to save money so bad, because i want to buy another guitar, and an amp, and after that...i just wanna save, because my friends and i have plans. but i can't save money to save my LIFE. every time i have money, i just HAVE to spend it. and it bugs me. any ideas on how i can save my money?

Personally, I don't believe in saving money.

Money is meant to be spent.

So, spend it.

Your money isn't going anywhere if it's saved up.

What good is it to you if it's just sittin' there?

I'm sure this doesn't help, but it's another side to the story.

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i listen To a TON of music everything cept churchy stuff and contry lol and i'm kinda bored with my music lol any1 no some good like partyish/dance stuff i can listen to!? pls i'm mucho bored lol



thanks a bunch

BB

DJ Tiesto.

Paul Okenfold.

DJ Keoki

Jamiroquai

Hehe... Junior Senior

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Mi B/f is So0 hoTt n a ToN oF gUrLz lyKe Him..
iM sCaReD heZ gOnnA dUmP mE
HoW cAn I mAkE sUre ThaT He Is/IsNt!?!

Dudette, if he has all the girls, he'd have dumped you by now.

Better yet, if he didn't like you and he has all these girls why whould he even start dating you.

Apparently he likes you.

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what's a good way to make friends?

I like ginger bread.

I mold them into little men and decorate them with frosting and little candies.

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