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do u know any other website that i can check out to find a 8th grade graduation dress?!?!?! :(

The following sites all have cute stuff, often at good prices:
-www.macys.com
-www.nordstrom.com
-www.anthropologie.com
-www.urbanoutfitters.com
-www.dillards.com

Hope I helped :)

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in those one bathroom bathrooms, what do you say when youre in there and someone knocks on the door?

Ahhh, that can be soo awkward.

You could say "occupied!" or "someone's in here?" or "mmmm?" or "yes?"

Someone asked this quite a while ago and got quite a few responses, check it out:
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=493491

I hope I helped :)

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I heard for One Tree Hill, that when it comes back, it'll be a "after 4 years/college" thing and they all come back to Tree Hill...
Is that true?
And also, is there even gonna be another season (because that would be so sad if there wasntt)
and if so when does it start?
THANKKSSS

Yeah, the 4 years thing is true, and Season 5 starts in early 2008 (no official date yet, sorry).

I hope I helped :)

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My friend is really eager to have sex with her boyfriend, but I am worried that she will get pregnant because she doesn't have any form of birth control (other than condoms, but they don't always work). Her mom would never allow her to get on the pill, so is there some way she could get it without her mother knowing? She is fifteen, if that helps at all.

I'm not even going to touch the whole "fifteen year old having sex without having thought through birth control" issue.

One thing I learned about in Sex Ed last year was Spermicide. Anyone can buy it, just at the drugstore or whatever, and it's relatively inexpensive. It increases the effectiveness of condoms. However, it doesn't protect against STD's, only pregnancy.

Here's some more information (or you could Google it):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermicide#Use_with_condoms

Anyways, like someone else said, it would probably be good for her to hit up Planned Parenthood.

I hope I helped :)

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What is an open relationship?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_relationship

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where can i get a ring like this for MUCH cheaper?


http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?selectedsku=19532631&sku=GRP00902&cid=96684&mcat=148204&menu=1&page=5

That ring is SEXY.

Well, I have scoured the internet, and this is literally the only one I could find. I'm not sure what your price rang is, but it is definitely a lot cheaper, and pretty similar:
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-9/qid=1187667592/ref=sr_1_9/601-2965862-6085767?ie=UTF8&asin=B000OQSECG

I hope I helped :)

ETA:
Ahhh okay. It might be worth it to just go to the Target jewelry section and look around...they might have things on sale or something :)

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does anyone know when
-lost
-one tree hill
-prison break

start up agian? Thanks!

Lost will start airing next February (no specific day yet); One Tree Hill in "early 2008" (same with Lost); Prison Break on September 17th, 2007.

This kind of question can pretty easily be answered with a quick Google or Wikipedia search.

I hope I helped :)

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Made is coming to my town. What are some cool things to be made into? I can't think of anything even though there are alot of things I would like to try. But for sure cannot think of anything super amazing, y'know? What would you like to see someone be made into? Haha. Thanks.

A featured advice columnist.

Seriously though:
I always like the ones where people get made into rappers, but there have been a few of those and they could start getting old. Um, I don't know if they've ever made someone into a fashion designer, but that could be fun, as would salsa dancing, break-dancing, or hula dancing.

They tend to like taking people ridiculously out of there comfort zones, so pretty much trying anything you could never imagine yourself achieving would make good TV :)

Good luck, I hope I helped!

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what r all the bases. 1,2,3...


Good lord, child.
I don't want to be mean, but have you HEARD of a search engine or a reference site?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bases
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1st+base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2nd+base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd+base
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=495103
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=468726
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=362940
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_euphemism

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I met this guy last weekend at a place where everyone in my town hang out. we hit it off really well and started dating a couple days later. everything was going really great but then i found out from a few friends i have in the grade above that he did ectasy oxy cotton ect. i definetley am not into drugs, i called him and told him i never wanted to see him ever again. he started crying and said i havent cried this much since my mom died of coursr i felt awful so i agreed to have him drive over to my house and we could talk i told him that i thought we rushed into going out and that i couldnt be with somebody who does drugs i want to be a dancer in high school and i cant be associated with drugs. he also told people that we were going to have sex on our one month anniversary. which made me furious because im not like that to know a guy for like 5 days and agree to that. i broke up with him and now hes threatning to kill two of my friends that told me that he did drugs. hes physco..he drives past my house twice a day and it freaks me out he says we will be together no matter what and he'll stop at nothing to get me even if he has to hurt people that we are meant to be together im really scared and i dont know what to do.

Tell your parents or call the police, preferably both, immediately.

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I have to get up at 6:00 A.M for high school... In your opinion, is it better to shower the night before, or when you wake up? Because, I have P.E...and when I take a shower, I preferably wash my hair. So, which way do you do it? This is a really weird question LOL

I actually usually take a shower in the afternoon, often as soon as I get home from school. That way, I can let my hair air dry without looking sloppy for school or getting my pillow all wet. As an added bonus, if I have P.E. I get clean right away instead of feeling gross all day.

I hope I helped :)

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What's the name of this song, and the artist?

The lyrics go like:


"suckin on them titties
like you wanna be callin me"


It's a rap-ish song.

Are you thinking of "F*** the Pain Away" by Peaches?

Here are the lyrics:
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/p/peaches6988/fuckthepainaway952156.html

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Last night I went to forever 21 with my friend & we got outfits for the first day of school. I guess you can say we have a sense of style, but the thing is the kids at my school don't. I decided to get a black shirt dress that has thick straps & goes a bit above my knees. I am going to wear jeans underneath [since it's a shirt dress] & a gray cardigan on top that goes to about my ribs. I was going to do my hair straight & long & then have a few front pieces pulled back in bobby pins. Does this sound cute or too much?? People always wear jeans & a tshirt, but I love fashion & I've seen this outfit before in magazines. I just don't want people thinking "wow what is she wearing??" when in reality a lot of girls do wear this. Any ideas/opinions?? Thanks!

I would say if the dress if long enough to wear without the jeans and not break the dress code/make you feel exposed/freak out your parents, it would look better by itself.

Other than that, it sounds really cute. If you're going to do jewelry, you could try a few long necklaces layered or maybe silver bangles.

For shoes, black flats or ankle boots would both look cool.

I hope I helped :)

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Last night on Comedy Central there was a comedy act and I think Snoop Dog was doing a comedy act and he was making fun of Flava Flav the whole time.. Can someone send the link on youtube of the video?

Here's the clip on Comedy Central's website:
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=&ml_collection=91185&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2F&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

Scroll down until you find the one with Snoop Dogg :)

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whats a one nioght stand?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=one+night+stand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_night_stand#Sexuality

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is the song, Relax, Take It Easy supposed to sad or happy? i know it's a song for disco, but i'm still can't tell.

From the greatest site ever:
http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858618433

Kapow.

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What is a good face wash to use everyday?

I heart Cetaphil. It's awesome and you can find it at most drugstores.

http://www.cetaphil.com/products/Cleansers.aspx#Cleanser2

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how does the lyrics "grammatically speaking, you're adorable" make any sense?

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858563939

Woo.

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Can anyone give me band/artist names that are like

Emilie Autumn
Evanescence
Dir en Grey

Or any that has a gothic rock, gothic metal, victorian gothic, victorian industrial type sounds?

Or lyrics that are like Emilie Autumn's?

Thanks =)

Go to www.pandora.com, type in whatever band/song names you like, and they'll play you songs with similar musical styles.

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how do u add a picture caption on a photo on my space?

Are you talking about when the photo's caption is another photo?
It explains how here:
http://www.whateverlife.com/picturecaption.php

If you just want a text caption, this person below me pretty much summed it up.

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