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Cats are deceiving us.
Dear advicentator,
I have recently become violent towards all types of furry cats, and fear that they are out to get me. For example, when a kitten meows, I take it as a threat. I think they are from an evil alien planet, and their mission is to deceive humans into believing that they are innocent, but really they are corrupting our minds with lies with their sixth sense. Although, most people laugh at me, (or are just bloody scared at my awkward belief), and think that i am filled with rubbish; but i truly see cuddly cats as a threat to humanity. Recently, I killed a cat that was rubbing its fur on a little boy's leg to mark him as its prey. And do you know how I did it? I skinned that cat, and made the little boy cry. He didn't think I was saving his life. But I did. What should I do to protect our species from cats? And how can I remain respected while doing so? I'd strongly appreciate it if you'd reply. Thanks a lot.
Edgar, U.K.
(sorry if its a bit long).
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Maybe give some free advice about: Mental health?
Everyone has their fears. I don't wish to sound mean or anything and I don't want you to think I'm against how you feel, but have you considered talking to a psychiatrist? Let them know how you feel and perhaps they can help you.
Plus, sadly, I fear there may be no actual way to rid the world of the feline specie. They multiply to quickly to be able to fully eradicate them. Yet, a good way to keep cats away from you would be to get a dog. Instead of attacking the cats and what not, keep your distance from them, so no one will think ill of you due to your reactions towards them. Many people out there like felines, as well as many who do not.
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