Speaking of children, I think I got a story about one child in particular to tell. There was this child. Let's call him Warren. His real name was Hobart, but I don't want him payin' me any visits, know what I mean? Anyway, "Warren" wasn't really a bad child. He meant well, but his intentions would get all muddled up in his crazy actions. He wasn't very good at getting his emotions across.
I felt bad for this child, so I would often take him to my farm over the summer. One summer I had sent him out to gather eggs as I put a cup of coffee on the brew. When I poured the coffee I remember seeing my reflection in it. Then, when I stirred it, my refledtion turned into an utterly disturbing image.
I saw little Warren stepping into the chicken coop to gather eggs. As he stepped into the coop, he saw dead chickens strewn about the entire coop. Warren cried and screamed, killing the remaining chickens. During his fit, a wild coyote emerged from the corner and viciously attacked Warren, tearing him limb from limb.
Needless to say, I was terrified, and I knew something had to be done fast. I knew I had to check on Warren. I ran out the door, cup of coffee still in hand, and ran towards the chicken coop. I got there in time to see a large coyote rushing at the small child. Thinking quickly, I threw the steaming black cup of coffee at the mutt. It shattered across the dog's back, leaving it to run away yelping.
Warren was saved.
He confessed to killing four of my chickens. I was not really angered, but I felt need to punish him a little bit. So, I told him that he would have to collect my chickens egg's every morning that week.
So that is probably my most amazing pshychic story. I have been saving that one untill someone asked.
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