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vaginaphobe
dear buttuglychicken,
i have a problem. i have a fear of sticking things up my ass.... i am a woman you know... and thus i have only used pads for my entire life... i know i know... how does she do it? well i never go swimming at that time of month and avoid stressful situations... this has been unbelievably easy until i got married..... lemme tell ya... george is a BEAST in the bedroom.... well on our honeymoon he expected what ALL men do.... but i was afraid!! what if the rubber came off and got stuck!?! so... being the fearing and horny adults we were.... we threw the rubbers ((all 50. he IS a beast!!)) in the can and went at it!! it was scary at first... but i did it... for george..... but then... MARY came.... bein with childs a BITCH!!! just say NO ladies!!! ok well anyways... this was ok... i mean i'd always wanted a child, right? well.... as she got older, george and i figured that if i got myself a bisexual gf then we could play with her all the while staying away from my area, right? and then when mary got to that age SHE could tell her all about tampons and things!! BUT george's sexual tension became TOO MUCH for the girl.... and she passed away.... so who was to tell mary!?!? i was too afraid of these things and george was... well... george was george.... so who would tell her?!?! thats what i'm asking you!! please help us!! our family needs you!!!!
signed,
vaginaphobe
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As I am a man, I can't see everything from your exact point of view. If you want your daughter to learn about tampons and pads, take her to a gyno when the time is right. I'm sure they can explain everything since they're obviously a professional with vaginas and asses. Just like your husband. But I digress... If she doesn't like tampons, just let her use pads. I assure you she'll live quiet a normal life.
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