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a gardener of my own


Question Posted Sunday November 6 2005, 10:42 am

Dear ah ma xtie,
I recently watched "Desperate Housewives" and I find that having a gardener like eva longoria's is very cool. Where do you suggest I get one of my own? Oh, by the way, I don't have a garden. Do I need one? And if so, what kind of plants should I plant? potato? peanut, strawberry? Marigold, Magnolia fresh milk, Daisy hi-lo? do you think sunflowers are sexy?
Love,
Interested


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xt answered Sunday November 6 2005, 11:03 am:
dear Interested,

firstly i must clarify with you that i am NOT AN AH MA. i'm 17. O_o

on to your questions. i agree that having a gardener like John Rowland is quite exciting, but i doubt you would want to engage in such activity with him. it is morally wrong, ok?

to get a gardener of your own, you could look up your local yellow pages, or search on eBay. i'm sure they have gardeners on auction. :)

well, if you would like to hire a gardener, you would need to have a garden first. the kind of plants you should have depends on the size of your garden and your personal preference. it also depends on the climate of the area in which you live. for more details, i suggest you get your garden, and then consult a landscaping architect or the gardener you intend to hire, as they are the ones with the expertise in this area. whether sunflowers are sexy or not is highly subjective, and to me they aren't.

i hope i managed to help you! :)

luv, xt :)

p.s. Magnolia fresh milk and Daisy hi-lo are types of milk, not flowers.

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