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Question Posted Tuesday October 11 2005, 8:11 pm

dear merrylin, i was wondering if you could give me any tips on my crappy love life. there is this that i really like, the only problem is that i am a too, don't get me wrong, i am not a lesbian at all, but i cannot get over her, she is so pretty and funny *sigh* anyway, the other day i tried to kiss her just to see what she would do and she FREAKED OUT!!! it was awful, i was so embarressed. now she thinks i am a physcho freak lesbo who wants her really bad. i'm not, i am just madly in love with someone of the same gender and will stop at nothing to get her. please give me some advice as to how to approach and how to make myself more appealing.

THANK YOU!!!

notlesbobutloverofsamegenderdillema


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TheWiseDairyCow answered Tuesday October 11 2005, 10:01 pm:
Dear Unsatisfied (notlesbobutloverofsamegenderdillema)

This ones so easy I can't believe you didnt think of it yourself!
You must simply get a sex change and go to her again in your new and improved gender. I am absolutley positive she will have a different reaction than before.. Also when leaning in for a kiss.. You must go 90% of the way and let her go the other 10%. DO NOT FORGET THAT!

Best of luck with this OH SO BEAUTIFUL CHARMING FUNNY girl you love so much =P

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