Hey A--
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year now. I thought it was time to enhance our sexual abilities. We went to his office and began to make love. Little did we know the entire faculty were standing at the door watching us. But we were drunk and his penis was still erect so we continued to make love despite the laughter beginning to erupt. Eventually, the faculty kept score of how many times we went up and down. The total was 1,890. After we were done, we danced with our faculty members. Might I lick you?
--Kimberly Xavier Weenie
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