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Question Posted Sunday July 3 2005, 9:54 pm

SHELLYANNE OMG.. So today I bought some new toilet paper today. I was so sad about not using my old toilet paper, but I really like this new toilet paper.. it feels so good on my butt too. So like I explained to my old toilet paper that it was just time to go. I couldnt handle the redness and roughness no more. I TOOK A STAND AGAINST THIS TOILET PAPER. I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF! And, I couldn't be happier. But the old toilet paper just would not have it. I've tried and tried shellyanne but the old toilet paper keeps cornering me and saying bad things against me :( WHAT DO I DO??

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ShellyAnne answered Sunday July 3 2005, 9:59 pm:
Dear Help,
I know this is a hard time for you but if you old TP just isn't working. Then it is time to move on. This may be hard for you but it must be done there is no excuse for an upset hiney. So maybe its time to throw away your TP. :D
Yours Truely
ShellyAnne

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