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Question Posted Saturday April 9 2005, 4:59 pm

Im having a bit of a puzzling dilemma here taz
how on EARTH did you get so cool?

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save_ferris answered Saturday April 9 2005, 5:19 pm:
i was borned from a mommy who was of indonesian decent and liked to place lunch sacks over her pregnant belly and dance on many tables of love. then i was borned from a unicorn who liked to marry cowboys who had married many many cheeto heads before world war 2 in the late 1500s when i battled a knightly manm who was very knightly. then i was borned from an obesity #1 mouse pad by shoving balloons into a mouse trap covered hole. then i was borned by a man who liked to go to school and draw pictures of blue duckies.
then i was borned. then i was died.

-the rad bad teenage fad

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