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My Nuclear Holocaust
I recently acquired a thermonuclear missile through my contacts in the Russian black market, and intend to launch it next Tuesday when I get back from my morning classes and lectures (I always make time for fun after I've been working). I might even fire it before then if I get particularly bored by an essay or run out of cigarettes. Problem is I'm in two minds over what capital city to launch it at. The obvious choice would be Paris, of course...but then I do value originality, and Oslo is just asking for its very own mushroom cloud. Then there's Istanbul, Rome, and Toronto...all of which suck in their own very special and unique ways. And of course it would be simply hilarious to get either Hiroshima or Nagasaki again...I don't want to take this thing too seriosuly. But then I also believe in equality of distribution. Oh there are just so many factors to way up...what's a guy to do?
Hell, if I crank this thing up all the way I could give the moon a little something to think about. Or would that just be a waste of a perfectly good missile? I have to admit...I'm lost for a solution.
Help, guys?
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