so, im fresh out of questions, i cant think of any. what is your favorite ice cream?
really, that sucks
mines chocolate chip cookie dough.
i told you, your choice sucks
but its okay, i had subway for lunch.
you know whats cool, those commercials where somebody pisses somebody off, but to make it up they just say "thank you"
like that one where that lady is in the store, and she walks up to a woman and puts her hand on the ladies stomach and says "ohhh when are you due, i bet its a boy"
and then shes all, "girl i am not pregnant"
and then shes all, "uhhh...... (long pause) thank you...?"
and then she gives her a hug, its chuckling. also, another thing thats funny is when somebody is giving a speech in front of a bunch of people (like at a graduation)...... and he says something that he thinks is funny, but no one else gets it. and there is this akward silence, because on his speech paper it said "pause for laughs"
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