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Question Posted Friday July 30 2004, 5:16 am

I earned my redwings... when you eat a girl out on her period and she bleeds all over your face... anyway, I think I got an STD because my penis has little mushroom like things growing from it and and big old sore that is penetrating the flesh... I think i drank some of the blood. The thing is I have been having sex with this girl and it hurts a lot and pices of skin peel off of my weiner when i do it and it's just a bloody mess. I am concerned because I put a condom on and it disolved, but this was before I had these growths, I just kinda stuck it in the girl and when I pulled out the condom was just gone... I think her vagina is full of acid or something, maybe I am too big and It burn of on her vagina wall... I don't know. Anyway Should I stay with her or not because I am in fear of my weiner falling off or her vagina eating it or burning it off. I dont want her to get the growths either. What should I do?

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clanker answered Friday July 30 2004, 5:21 am:
depends man. if you want to stay with your freaky girlfriend who's vagina eats weiners... then go ahead. however, if you wanna save little mr. perriwinkle then get him and you the hell away before that girl has shroomy dick for lunch. but this is up to you.. you can either have your dick dissolved into nothing... or you can not. its up to you. however, whatever you decide to do i would take your ass over to the emergency room because... well.. i dont think a giant mushroom is supposed to grow out of your dick. who knows dude, in my opinion i would get my shroomy dick out of her weiner-eating vagina long enough to consider just exactly what your doing, and how badly you have ruined your life. goodnight.

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