Im a 29 yr old guy and I found my dogs stuck butt ot butt one day. i called up tha vet and he said they she gona have puppies.. and that i need to take rectal temp. so its kinda hard to do that without the dog running away. so i decided tha easiest way was to hold her and strap the thermometer to my penis. well in amids of this my wife walks in. I tried to explain but she didnt buy it. She either wants counceling or a divorce. Im too embarrased to go to counceling.. can someone please helpp me?
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