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Member Since: November 3, 2005
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Last Update: November 3, 2005
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What do tornado clouds look like???
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better question: what do you look like? i bet you're black.


ok i totally like this guy and no i no for a fact that he doesnt like me the way i like him but i can NOT stop thinking about him what do i do because it's driving me crazy!! please help me thanks (link)
hi elizabeth. kyle doesnt like you. youre ugly with weird bumps on your legs.

if this is not elizabeth, just flash him..


When I'm older, I want to go into dancing.
I get this joy out of dancing that I don't get out of anything else, it just makes everything that's going wrong in my life leave me for those few hours a day that I'm dancing.

I've stopped going out as much and being on the street most of the night just so I can stay home and dance and I want to do it professionally but if I want to, the best thing to do is start early, right?

I've been dancing on my own ever since I can remember but I have no possibiltys of going to classes because they're too far from my town and too expensive.

Is there anything I can do?
I won't be able to do anything with my dancing skills if I don't go to proper classes. (link)
you just told us that you had no money and no transportation. i think your problem is that you think (keyword) you can dance and you really can't. also, why are you on the streets anyway? ya damn thug.


my boyfriend wants me to things (not sex) that i dont really wanna do but i want him to be happy. what should i do? (link)
just do them, he takes his time to look at yur ugly face and he takes time to pretend like your breath doesn't stink. shut up and quit being such a prude.


Ok I have a presentation to make tomorrow (7 minutes long min.) and whenever I go up in front of the class.. i get soo nervous that my voice starts to shake! it is so embarrasing! and the weird thing is i really don't care about being in front of the class.. but for some reason my voice shakes? can anyone help me with my problem?? (link)
i really don't know how to help you. but maybe it's cause you look like a mailman. also, i don't think the question is "can anyone help me with my problem", i think it's "will anyone help me with my problem". and with that being said, the answer is no because your wife thinks you're cheating on her.




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