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My penis is bent completely one way, ive heard you can fracture your penis from excessive masterbation but i didnt believve it. How do I tell my parents without them being dissappointed in me?

dear so and so,

ur penis is not bent. u r just a weirdo. masturbation can naver hurt u. all it can do is make u feel good. and it will probably reall mess u up in the long run. actually definitely, but whatever u do DO NOT TELL UR PARENTS THATS REALLY BAD. thank u

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My penis isnt as big as the the other kids in the locker room. Does size really matter? What can i do to make them stop making fun of me?


Your pal
Timmy

Well timmy,

It is diturbing to me that ur weiner is so small. well little boy, u r just unlucky. u should kick ur father in the balls for passing down his small penis. if u have a small weiner and u still want to look cool, just lie about how many girls uve done. thats what i always do ;) If u ever need ne advice u know where to find it kid

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