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I am looking for makeup and hair tips and this is what i look like:::

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/pinkerss/apdiv.jpg

and alsoo

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/pinkerss/haahaaa.jpg



any colors of eyeshadow? mascara? eyeliner??

in the pics i was wearing black eyeliner and mascara and green eyeshadow, blush, foundation. (link)
You've got beautiful hair and eye colours! I would suggest a purple shadow with a bit of black liner and black mascara for your eyes--really bring out the green. For daytime/lighter wear, a grey liner with black mascara would also look good.

Foundation and a light pink blush would look good, as well as a pinky-coral lip gloss. Or clear, depending on what you're comfortable with!


does it hurt getting your nose pierced? does it make your nose appear bigger or smaller? around how much does it cost? thanks im just wonderingg =] (link)
My friend just got her nose pierced...

She said it hardly hurt, and that it was a quick pain, like any other piercing. It doesn't make your nose appear bigger or smaller, it just draws attention to your nose. So if you have a nice nose, a piercing will compliment it.

And it cost her $60 (CAN) to get it done, including the stud.


What are some good colors of make up to wear at the beach/pool?

I have medium brown hair with a hint of blonde. And my eyes are blue, gray, green.

Any makeup ideas are greatly appriciated. (link)
Depends on what you normally wear ... obviously if you usually wear little to no makeup, you don't want to go super-heavy.

For eyeshadow ... that sounds like a cool eye colour! Purple or pink eyeshadow will compliment all 3 of those colours. As would a shimmery brown, as long as blue is the dominant colour. Depending on if you want to use eyeliner, I would suggest lining your eyes with either a charcoal or brown coloured liner, then using a few shades of eyeshadow, layer it so that it is darkest near your top lashes and lightest near your browbone.

If you're doing a lot of eye makeup, keep the rest of your face neutral. A peachy-pink blush compliments everyone, as does bronzer (which would give you a nice sun-kissed glow). A pink or clear gloss on your lips would balance the heavy eye.

Now if you want to do light eye makeup, I suggest the shadow (pink or purple) and a bit of mascara. Since you'll be at the beach/pool, I suggest some bronzer, and then a slightly darker coloured lip gloss/lipstick.

Hope that helps!


how is "cellar door" the most beautiful word in the english language? (link)
If you're wondering that from watching Donnie Darko, it's a reference to JRR Tolkien... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellar_door.


anyone kno the song that goes:
"i wouldnt care if you were a prostitute and that you hit everyman that u knew it wouldnt make a difference if that was way before me and you." (link)
"You and Me" by Musiq Soulchild.


my gf like to pleasure herself when im not able to be there to do it for her. so, i was wondering what are the effects of masturbation with girls? what are the pros and cons?
thanx for the help and support! (link)
There really are no cons. If she wants to do it, it's fine. It's not going to hurt her, many girls do masturbate.



Ok,I know it's a bit early but I need costume ideas for a party I will be attending on Halloween.I want to dress as a girl,so what would be a good costume for a guy 22 years old ?? Their will be prizes for the best costumes so I'm willing to go all out. (link)
If you're set on dressing as a girl, go as a transvestite ... y'know, full out heavy make-up, short skirt, fishnets, little tank top ... or else as a French maid. Those are always hits!

My favourite idea for a Halloween costume ever is still a jellyfish. Dress all in white, find a clear umbrella, and dangle some sort of clear tentacle from the umbrella. It was my favourite one to wear!


ok when a guy fingers you how many fingers does he use? i mean i know it probably depends but... just generally? (link)
Usually one or two.


ok I feel like an idiot asking these questions but I have to find out some how. So ok what's oral and anal sex? what's the difference? and like I don't commpletely understand what exactly happens when a girl orgasims. hah. and how come I can't make my boyfriend cum? I'm mean I know how to do it but like he just doesn't he just gets hard and that's it. please help me. (link)
Don't feel like an idiot! We've all wondered those things at some point!

1) Oral sex is basically sex with the mouth ... i.e your mouth on his penis, or his on your vagina. It's the mouth on the genitals. Anal sex, on the other hand, is like real sex, but his penis is put in the girl's anus, rather than her vagina.

2) It's hard to describe what an orgasm feels like. All I can say is you'll know it when it happens, it feels amazing :-).

3) You could try talking to him about it. I had the same problem with my boyfriend -- I talked to him, and he told me to just go longer with the BJs and HJs. Communication is key!


Ok well i got an interview has anyone been to a mcdonalds interview or work at mcdonalds do you what sort of questions they ask or what there gonna do lol i'm so NERVOUS !!! xD


Much Love ! (link)
Ohh I spent 2 years working at McDonalds ... don't be nervous about the interview!

I'm in Canada, so I don't know if your inteview process is different from mine, but basically my interviewer went through my resume, asked me to talk about some things on it (for example, I used to volunteer at horse shows in the summer, and she asked me what kind of work was involved in that). They'll ask you about what hours work for you, and why you want the job.

Also, they had me do this little "hospitality quiz", where there were about 10 questions and you had to answer them the best you see fit. They would be like "when a child wants a different happy meal toy, what do you do?", and there's multiple choice answers. It's really easy, and you'll be hired if you score 7 or higher out of 10. Hope that helped!


Does anyone know of some songs that are kinda sad, saying that youll miss your loved one bc they are leaving?..

my boyfriend is leaving for college friday, and Im not sure when he can first come home, and I just want a song to help say what I cant.. (link)
How about "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tennille?


Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
Don't mess around,
You gotta be strong
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those girls start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love you
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, what ever.

Young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together


Or the Beatles' "All My Loving"

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you;
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

I'll pretend That I'm kissing
the lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

All my loving I will send to you.
All my loving, darling I'll be true.

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you:
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you

All my loving I will send to you.
All my loving darling I'll be True.
All my loving All my loving ooh
All my loving I will send to you


Or Jack Johnson's "Better Together"

There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard
No song that I could sing
But I can try for your heart,
our dreams, and they are made out of real things
like a shoebox of photographs
with sepia-toned loving
Love is the answer
at least for most of the questions in my heart, like
Why are we here? And where do we go?
And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and
sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing, it's always better when we're together

Mmmm, It's always better when we're together
Yeah we'll look at them stars and we're together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah it's always better when we're together

And all of these moments
just might find their way into my dreams tonight,
But I know that they’ll be gone
when the morning light sings
and brings new things
for tomorrow night you see
that they’ll be gone too,
too many things I have to do
But if all of these dreams might find their way
into my day to day scene
I'd be under the impression
i was somewhere in between
With only two,
Just me and you,
Not so many things we got to do
or places we got to be
We'll sit beneath the mango tree, now,

Yeah It's always better when we're together
Mmmm, we're somewhere in between together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together

I believe in memories
they look so, so pretty when I sleep
Hey now, and when I wake up,
you look so pretty sleeping next to me
But there is not enough time,
There is no, no song I could sing
and there is no combination of words I could say
but I will still tell you one thing
We're Better together




I would prefer Christians who are strong in their faith to answer this one, particularly those who have gone through what I am experiencing now.I was raised by a Christian mother who puts her faith completely in Jesus. I never doubted God and was saved at the age of twelve at VBS. I was baptized at 15. Since the day I was saved, four years ago, I've prayed to God every morning, night, and whenever else I felt like it. I read my Bible every morning and night and have almost finished it. I attend church every Sunday and do a Bible study with my family every night. I also attended a small Devotion before school every day for three years. I was certain that I had a personal relationship with Jesus. Then, one night recently, I started thinking. I was just laying in bed and all of the sudden, a wave of doubt hit me. I started questioning everything, including my belief in Jesus. I've prayed and cried so much about these things that I've made myself sick over worrying about them. I've been reading the Gospel again and again trying to find solid evidence. Then, I started wondering if everything in the Bible was real. Please, someone help ease my mind. I want to reccommit myself to Jesus, but first I need to put to rest all of these doubts and rekindle my faith. How can I do this? (link)
This is your logic clashing with your faith, and a true test of your faith. This doubt about the existence of Jesus and everything in the Bible just shows your intelligence -- you aren't ready to blindly follow what others have told you, and are ready to discover the truth--whether He be real or not--for yourself. So good on you.

You seem like a very good Christian, strong in faith and in community. Just understand that the stuff in the Bible isn't all literal, that some of it was written directly for people 2000 years ago, but try to take the main ideas out and use them to prove to yourself the existence of God. Find someone with strong, incredible faith, and try to model yourself after them. Just to prove how powerful this can be, I'm going to tell you about my brother.

Growing up, my older brother was the definition of trouble--he was drinking and doing drugs as early as gr. 8. My parents couldn't control him, and he seemed to be headed for a terrible life. As a final resort, my mother invited in some Mormon missionaries who had come to the door to talk to him. He took a liking to these two missionaries, and they continued to come and teach him about faith. He experienced a spiritual conversion that completely changed him. He was baptized as a Mormon and now lives a virtuous life--at the moment he is a missionary in Mexico.

Now I know you're Christian and he is Mormon, and there is a difference, but I think what I have learned from his conversion is that God will find you if you truly need him. It doesn't matter what religion you are, God will find you in your time of need. Don't push away your doubts and fears. Reason with yourself, and try to keep your faith. You will discover the truth.


this sounds kind of weird but when people say stuff to me i never know what to say back. i read in a magazine that the best way to talk to some one is ask them questions, but i tryed that and i eventually felt like i was interviewing them or something and it was really awkward. like..what are some funny things. or just things in general to say to people when they say something funny to me?> like i know it depends on the situation, but i need good comebacks. like lines lol. any effort is appreciated :) (link)
Oh I know exactly how you feel. I'm extremely shy, and sometimes feel like I don't know how to carry on a conversation! I swear people thought I was mute as a kid.

I've mostly figured out how to get over my shyness, and my awkwardness at conversation, although I'm still not very good with meeting new people. Basically, I use questions to get the other person talking, and then comment on what they say, or tell them something about myself that relates to what they're saying (ex. Them: "I love pickles!" Me: "Ew! I hate them! I find them disgusting"). Or if the conversation dies, just say the most random thing that comes to mind. It's usually funny, it will get the other person laughing, and break the silence.

As for funny/witty comebacks, or responding to a joke, it's all personal. A laugh is always good, and saying something random is always funny. I hate to say it, but it really does depend on the situation!


alright so i have my period and my boyfriend wants to have sex, and cum inside me what is the chances of pregnancy if we do this? (link)
I've read that you still have a chance of getting pregnant even if you do have your period -- the sperm can live inside you, sometimes even until you ovulate. There's a risk of pregnancy, so it's best that you just use a condom -- better safe than sorry, right?


I have Rocketdog shoes, and what I've noticed on many other shoes, that on the bottom, it's orange and it has a big Rocketdog logo on it. But mine is not orange and it has no big logo on the bottom. I've been to a shoe store that had the exact same shoe I bought, and IT was orange and had the logo! Why is this? (link)
I own many pairs of Rocketdogs. I've seen the exact same shoe in different stores -- some have the orange and logo on the bottom, some don't. I don't know why that is, perhaps it has something to do with when they were manufactured and released? As long as it has the Rocketdog logo somewhere on the shoe, it is real.

I've seen many Rocketdog knockoffs, none of them have the little logo of the running dog. So as long as you have the symbol, they're real. By the way, good choice of shoe brand! It is my favourite by far :-).




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